Not Your Average Human

An Indie Rp blog of my very own OC Isolde. Mun and Muse are of age. Please read the Rules and Headcannons before roleplaying. NSFW friendly Tracking the tag: notyouraveragehumanbeing M!As: None

[icy-halfbreed-asgardian-pri-blog]

Loki sighed and thought for a moment while he finished eating. There wasn't much going on for him at the moment, so he theoretically had the time. But a lot of things could happen.

"That is not something I can promise," the god said slowly, sliding off of the counter and starting to wash his plate. "I may be called away at any moment. Though... I suppose I could teach you the basics."

[not-your-average-human-being]

Isolde jumped and ran at Loki, wrapping her arms around his waist and giving him a squeeze. "Thankyouthankyouthankyou." Isolde breathed as she squeezed again. Then she realized that what she was doing was highly awkward. She stepped back and cleared her throat. 

"Uhm. Sorry about that." She chuckled nervously. Then Isolde ran her hand through her hair. "I'll just finish up eating and uh. Yeah. Sorry." Isolde moved back towards her plate, and tried to hide her face so that Loki couldn't see the slight flush travel across her cheeks. 

[icy-halfbreed-asgardian-pri-blog]

"I am," Loki said simply, with no inflection in his voice. It had become a part of his life long ago, and he had accepted it. "I am able to kill without hesitation if I feel the need to do so. I do this because not everybody is my friend, and if somebody attempts to kill me, I will attempt to give them the same fate." 

[not-your-average-human-being]

Isolde chewed on her lower lip. It made her a little uncomfortable to be in the presence of a killer, and yet he only killed if he needed too. It wasn't that he liked to kill. "Could you teach me? Train me?" Isolde concentrated on the ice that gathered on the counter. It slowly vanished into thin air. "I mean. You don't have to, but it would certainly be help to me."

[icy-halfbreed-asgardian-pri-blog]

The god sighed softly. “You may not want to, but if you are being hunted, it will be inevitable. And if you keep letting your emotions rule you and don’t learn how to fight, then I can guarantee you’ll find yourself right where you don’t want to be.” 

[not-your-average-human-being]

Isolde sunk to the floor, all of her limbs shaking. She looked up at Loki, as she wrapped her arms around her knees. "Is that what you do? Are you able to kill people?" She looked up at his counter and winced. "I'll clean that up in a second. Promise."

[howlingspells]

Ten Months Later @not-your-average-human-being

[howlingspells]

He grinned.

"I don’t know~" He retorted keenly

"Snowball fight about now would seem like an alright idea" He was trying to hold back his biggest smile, just thinking about it was fun. He imagined a snowball aiming accidentally into the furnace and grimaced a bit. He looked at her with a weird expression as he pointed to the fire demons pit.

"Except maybe we ought not do it down here"

"Yeah! Keep me out of it!" Calcifer humphed. 

[not-your-average-human-being]

Isolde beamed brightly at Howl. "We could have it upstairs. That way Calcifer is out of the danger zone." Isolde leaned over the railing and smiled down at Calcifer. Her first month of living with Howl had ended on a sour note with Isolde accidentally having a panic attack and almost freezing the entire hearth, fire demon and all. She and Calcifer had only gotten back on speaking terms in the past few months. 

"Don't worry Cal, I wouldn't think of putting you in danger. I know how important you are to Howl." Isolde turned back to Howl and nodded towards the top of the stairs. "Come on then. Let's go."

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[frommemetoyou]

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[not-your-average-human-being]

Insult them. Belittle them. Mock them. Laugh at them. Threaten what they love. Black mail them. Question their life choices. Kick them when they’re down. Break their stuff. Violate their privacy. Overstay your welcome. Break a promise. Vandalise their property. Poke them. Hurt them.

                               ANYTHING!                         —-Just rile them up till they SNAP!

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[howlingspells]

Ten Months Later @not-your-average-human-being

[howlingspells]

"Im bored" He whined, slumping over like a child with a playful smile as he trotted up the steps to her. He could be very unruly and self centered at times. Especially since they had been living together for such a time, becoming increasingly comfortable with one another. 

[not-your-average-human-being]

Isolde chuckled as Howl moved up the steps, a playful grin on her face. "You're always bored Howl." Isolde leaned against the wall and then a small idea crossed her mind. She then waved her hand and a snowball formed in her hand. She smirked and then made to throw it at Howl, stopping at the last minute and vanishing the snowball entirely. "What exactly do you want to do? I know my brand of fun isn't exactly your brand of fun." She said, meaning the snowball.

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[howlingspells]

Ten Months Later @not-your-average-human-being

"Isolde!" He called to her from downstairs. She must have en up in her room. It was freezing lately, and maybe she felt uncomfortable with the fireplace roaring with a larger fire than ever. It was what it took to keep the place bearable for Howl. 

[not-your-average-human-being]

Isolde moved to the top of the stairs, slightly pulling at the cropped top that she was wearing. She wasn't quite expecting Howl to call her down when she was in the middle of relaxing. She started moving down the stairs and stood in the middle of the stairs her head cocked slightly to the side. "Yeah Howl? What is it?"

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[frommemetoyou]

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[frommemetoyou]

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