honestly can't remember if I posted this before but it bears repeating
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honestly can't remember if I posted this before but it bears repeating
Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]
Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
Cops are here.
Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
sounds like someone who's not me
enemies to lovers 2500k words slowburn fic
Your slightly belated reminder that everyone at the Broom Closet says trans rights or they get turned inside out.
this is a callout
“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.
Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has
The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.
You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.
in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.
And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant
#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite
#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why
Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!
Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head
Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.
it is hard to review a book when all you want to do is unhinged screaming
Blight is FINALLY HERE and I'm not gonna be normal about it.
Book two in The Sleep of Reason series, this book is what happens when right-wing governments stop dog-whistling about fascism and fully commit to the bit. Set in Canada, this book shows how menacing "peace, order, and good government" can be.
It's not all doom and gloom. Sure, there's "Cleaners" and "unencumberances", but in the depths of the fractured cells of the rebellion, the queers finally move past "twenty years of pining". Love is all we've got. Sure, electricity and food is swell, but turns out, the heart's need for love and friendship and connection outlasts the rising ocean, the falling parliament.
Plus, this book is funny, and turns out, you can survive (almost) anything with the application of sufficient quantities of dark humour.
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm fully obsessed with these characters, my "original" works are fanfic by another name since I've kidnapped like half of Rachel A Rosen's cast and consider my books an AU. With permission--I haven't even changed any names. So if you like my books, read this.
I know it's book two but I think it would work even if you hadn't read book one? Hard to be certain because obviously I POURED over book one like a holy text. If you dive into book two without book one, tell me how it goes?
I hate telling tumblerinas to buy a book because obviously everyone is broke or they wouldn't be here, they'd be on a real social media site. You can buy the book, obvs, but you can also apply for a free review copy here:
Pls read this book ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhvfsrybhtsdvhbserhj
/unhinged screaming
Breaking kayfabe for a moment to let you know that pre-orders for Blight, the sequel to Cascade, are up. You can find them at the online bookstore of your choice.
I mean, just look at it! It has gay disasters, giant fucking bone tentacles, and an exhausted former intern wizard who's completely burned out by her activism under fascism and out of her depth. Truly a book for our times.
If you want to read it for free, you can do that too, as long as you promise to review it somewhere.
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