Fuck life, that's why.

Stupid kid from Austria 🇦🇹

[memorycycle]

give a boy a flower and he says awww and smells it and does a cute little twirl. give a girl a flower and she says thankslol and eats it

[notabloodykiller]

I will gladly eat your flowers if you don't want them

[eggpriest]

wrath

[notabloodykiller]

Wrath

[notabloodykiller]

I bought a book today (second hand via internet) which is called "Die heilige Johanna der Schlachthöfe" ("the holy Johanna of the Slaughterhouses") and at first I thought that it could be some interesting story but then...

As I read the first few pages it occurred to me that it's a script for a theater or musical in old German. What the hell am I supposed to do with a script? Play all the twenty characters at once, make a short movie with the most important scenes of it and then load it up on tik tok or some other platform? Yeah no

[notabloodykiller]

Alright, it occurred to me, that I can just read it like I would read any other book. Faust by Goethe isn't any different. It also occurred to me that I simply don't like theaters. So I still won't read it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Roll Me Into A Sphere And Let Me Ride A Model Train

[ourominti]

choo

[jaceriven]

For some reason I read that to the tune of Fly Me To The Moon

[peko-peko]

to the tune of fly me to the moon, you say?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I can’t believe you wrote me a theme song hold on I have to go sing this to my mom

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

♬♪in other words, you’re cursed♩ ♫

♬ ♪in other words, you’re the worst♫♪

[notabloodykiller]

Permission to sing this lyrics while playing some piano? No? OK...

[notabloodykiller]

As long as your boobs are bigger than your belly you're not fat

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[notabloodykiller]

Now, a post about funny gummy animals for kids, that my cousin has, that look hilarious to me

Here we got a thicc crocodile

Then we got an aries who looks you deeply in your soul, which is really creepy to me. It's hideous

That's a gorilla with a thin hip and a good ass. Ladies, I think that's exactly what guys want, right?

Least but not last, a deer which also haunts me in my dreams now.

There are some more animals, but these look just so stupidly funny and creepy to me, I had to share them with you guys.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr choose a topic and i’ll make it creepy

[notabloodykiller]

Cars

[notabloodykiller]

Am I the only one who is considered an expert about some themes, for example a specific show or Fandom, without ever watching the show or reading the book? I just know everything from social media lol

[notabloodykiller]

*internally screaming because of cute people*

Friend: "so, do ya have a crush"

Me: "what, meeee?? Noooo"

*continues to scream internally*

[remanence-of-love]

[notabloodykiller]

The worst place to put a band aid is the hand. It's terrible. It's inconvenient. It's like Satan is laughing at you while you try to dry your hands but it doesn't work because you got a damn band aid on your finger which just stays wet as long as it wants, so you always have at least one wet finger. I hate them.

[notabloodykiller]

People on social media are seriously pissing me off. I know that everyone has their own opinions and all that shit, but comparing a fucking pandemic with some fucking war is just kinda stupid. We can't do much against corona, except wear a fucking mask and wait for the damn vaccine. We can't stop a damn virus. War? That can easily be stopped.

War is about humans fighting humans. War is mostly about some dumb reasons. When the war about water starts, it's understandable. But about some fucking land of a damn country? Fucking dumb. War is disgustingly brutal and so unnecessary. Humans start and end wars.

If you seriously compare something you can't do anything about with something you do intentionally, save your breath. Don't speak to me, cause I will talk back. I will discuss that with you till the end of your damned life about it, if I need to.

[starrymothwings]

art…Hard

[wildnya]

writing… hard

[starrymothwings]

[omghotmemes]

Thats what that giant T is.

[notabloodykiller]

Rawrr.

[notabloodykiller]

Come with me into the depths of the forest for I shall kill our most hated friend so we can sacrifice them to the gods of the nature and then never speak of that ever again