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A man who is deathly afraid of spiders moves to a city that is a promised paradise. The rooms are constantly sprayed for bugs, there is enough food for all, everybody is friendly and they have adequate medical care. Slowly the man begins to realize something is wrong.
He sees a bunch of political posters with a spider on them, as if the spider was running for mayor
You’ve laughed and said “It would probably take a Girl smacking me with a poster saying ‘I like You’ for me to get the hint.” The next day, your best friend walks up to you and hits you on the head with a poster board that says ‘I like you’
“Ow whyd you hit me?”
“Omfg youre so stupid”
“Says the person with a 1.5 GPA”
Every Fae has something niche they collect. Old records, forgotten books or even lost toys. Your collection? Well… you definitely don’t have to worry about someone wanting your things…
I collect human heads
Magic is a non-renewable resource. The only reason modern scientists had considered it a myth is because the wizards of previous eras eventually exhausted it. That was until an oil rig breeched an untapped reservoir by accident.
Hooray! Time to use avada kedavra on all the shitty CEOs and billionaires
A mind controlling villain just dropped dead when they tried to controll you. As it turns out, you're basically a psychic landmine.
This is called having suicidal depression
you and your best friend are superheroes who studied under the same master. He’s one of the strongest while you’re one of the weakest. When you ask him how, he confusingly asks you “Didn’t you take of the restrictor bands master gave us?”
When you take off the bands, you suddenly become the strongest, easily defeating your best friend
Why were you chosen ? You seemed to get it wrong. You weren't chosen by gods, by destiny, or even by me. Out of 8.3 billions calls I sent, only you responded.
“Wait so you called everyone?”
“Yeah. Only you picked up though”.
“Im gonna be honest i thought it was gonna be a scam call”
“Oh, so thats why nobody else picked up”
Every month there’s a section in the wizard magazine listing the new “unsportsmanlike” spells that have been created. They’re not technically forbidden, just emphatically discouraged.
Among all the spells to give you explosive diharrea and those to replace your head with a watermelon, you spot one that only summons water. You get confused and start researching it, thinking it might be a mistake, but, to your horror, it was listed as unsportsmanlike because a dude used it to summon water inside a guy’s lungs
A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.
The witch sighs and goes to kill the demon because she wants to have a family with you
You are a tech scavenger in a post apocalyptic future. No one else is better at hacking into “smart” devices from the mid 2020s to retrieve lost data. Paid handsomely for found art and literature. But you are about to find something priceless, that places your life in jeopardy…
You found a bitcoin wallet with 1.2 billion bitcoin on it
“So, the examination is complete, and you show zero signs of being turned.” “That makes no sense! I was bitten by a vampire! I should’ve become one by now!” “…You do know vampires can draw blood without turning, right? There are people who make livings letting themselves be bitten.”
“Wait, so i’m basically a vampire prostitute?”
“Sure thing!”
You're a relatively mundane person who just died. While reviewing your life's stats, one in particular jumps out, "Lives saved: 8 billion"
It turns out that your instagram reel of your cat falling off his cat tree caused a general to rethink his decision to launch nuclear missiles
You and your archenemy would have killed each other by now, but every time, a different threat interrupts your fight and you two have to team up to stop it. This is now at least the fifth time it has happened, and you are both getting really mad.
You finally kill the SWAT team dispatched to stop your shootout. Another team arrives. Your names are Dallas and Hoxton.
DailyCreativePrompts:
White Rose
In the culture of the humanoid creatures on the planet Euphora, white roses are always given to the family of a recently deceased member of society. One day, a person with zero living friends or relatives receives a bouquet of white roses on their doorstep. It’s because his long-lost twin brother died.
The dragon snarled. 'So, another foolish knight has come seeking my hoard." "Actually, I'm an accountant, and I'm here to audit your finances."
“AHHH FUCK YOURE WITH THE IRS ARENT YOU”
“Yep, and it’s time to pay up. Let me just do the math real quick aaaannnnd done! This should cover it.”
“1.2 metric tonnes of gold??? Are you kidding me?”
You have a “parasite”. You’ve had them for years since you were a kid. The only reason you never said anything was cause the parasite is pretty chill
This is called having a cat
"The candy bar and a pack of reds."
"Okay. That'll be five copper pieces."
"What?"
"Five copper pieces. We do take indentured servitude on tap."
"Uhm..."
*proceeds to run outside and steal the copper wiring from a random car*
