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Misplaced Lens Cap

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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TODAY ON TERRIBLE TEXTBOOK FINDS
SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS OFF ME I THINK IVE BROEKN MY HAND
Speaking of unfortunate acronyms, the one for some new program we’re doing at work is HPV
I cannot remember what the V stands for… Haystack Procedure something or other (haystack being our company name)
Universal Workers Union (UWU)
I just remembered a Real british one that is even better. National Union of Teachers:
Or NUT.
OH MY GOD
every library in our consortium is assigned a three letter callsign to be used across various different systems and services the consortium provides, such as track books, staff e-mail, etc. our library is assigned CUM
no one will say it out loud
commission for @fattbunny!
Kitties!!
Well this is an interesting problem.
Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:
The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.
How have you done this thing you did, boy.
THE SAGA CONTINUES
I wadded up a bunch of tissue to shove into the gap, until I could get something done about it. This didn’t stop Toffee from trying to escape.
Gorgeous. I stayed up, partly out of paranoia, and he decided to keep trying to noodle his way out until gone 2am. Fun fact: I get up for work at 5am.
But he went back into his cave eventually, and was still there when I woke up. I was fairly certain that he’d manage to get out while I was at work, though, and decided whatever–I can close the door, it’s a tiny room, and there’s no way for him to get under the floorboards or into the walls.
Popped into B&Q on my way back from work to get some wood to plug the gaps with, came home, and yep…
He made short work of that.
I start looking in the obvious places, not super panicked. If you’ve followed me for a while, you may remember the saga of the last time I lost him: he was out, sitting on my lap, and then he wasn’t. Five hours later, after tearing apart the house, I found him inside my bed frame. Anyway: behind and around the rack, behind the 15kg bag of substrate I have that takes up 90% of my floor, under the bed–nothing.
Put my bag down on the bed, glance at the pillow and wait a minute.
Jackpot.
Don’t give me that face.
The moral of the story: check your rubs regularly! When I first got this one and safety-proofed it, there was no way Toffee even could’ve thought about fitting between the lid and the tub, but through use it’s warped enough to provide a quick exit route.
Oh my god Toffee’s head squished into the tissue, oh god this is the best snake picture ever.
That is one determined noodle.
when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.
With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…
…and create perfection.
This is beautiful
or better yet,
She has been wooed~
Never forget true romance 💕
SDJHJSDGFKSHKDHKFGSH
Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this
Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it
boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers:
FLKSLDKDSLSFDJ
I believe you have this inverted. It’s the Gen-Z, Millennials and general snowflakes who NEED “Safe Spaces” and places to cower and cry and scream like a 3 year old brat who didn’t get what he most wanted for Christmas. Some colleges have even reported having to use large rooms filled with baby cribs to placate the overly-sensitive college-age students and let them relax until they feel safe enough to leave. Some of these kids stay all day there instead of going to classes. This is fucking batshit insane!
Okay boomer
Okay boomer
Okay boomer
Get nae naed boomer
lol outstanding move, maso
barista: the usual, ma’am?
me: yep, i can’t start my day without it
the usual:
secret menu item...
Ancient Greek names are so pretty and fun to say, but you have to be so careful using them for children or pets because there may be Classics majors out there lying in wait and they will tell everyone about all the murder and incest and baby-eating your daughter’s mythological namesake might be associated with if you don’t pick one of the more well-known ones
As a classics major, anyone who names their kid after a mythological person without doing an ounce of reserch deserves the public shaming
help me decide upon the Worst Possible Greek Names to give a pet
....so that I can avoid them, of course, and not so that I can lure nearby Classics majors out into the open where they are vulnerable to attack
Zeus
I dunno, I don’t think it’ll have the desired effect. People talk about Zeus all the time and it’s a common pet name, so I think most Classics majors will be inoculated against infodumping about Zeus.
I’m thinking more tantalizing things, like Pasiphaë, or Electra, or Clytemnestra, or Jocasta, or Agamemnon... you might achieve a similar effect by naming your pet or child “Hercules”, with the Disney spelling and pronunciation, but what I really crave is the shock and disbelieving horror on the faces of any unsuspecting Classics major I might show a picture of my dear sweet puppy to, as they try to figure out if I know what I’ve done or not...
@eeblesade you’re right and I agree with you but the point is to lure the classics majors out into the open and tempt them into revealing themselves. If you name your dog Clytemnestra, no one who recognizes the name will go “oh, cool, how pretty”. They will inevitably react and give themselves away as they nervously try to figure out if you just randomly picked the name off a baby name website because you thought it was pretty, or if you know the story and chose to invoke it anyway. They certainly won’t let it slide.
The goal is not “who’s the most evil Greek mythological character”, the goal is to lay a trap that will catch Classics majors without accidentally harming anyone else. A name like “Electra”, for instance, might catch some psychology majors, and it’s not the right season for hunting them. Any major god or goddess will catch too many Percy Jackson fans, and while a fraction of those may go on to become classics majors, it’s just not specific enough.
Oh, and I suppose we theater kids are just accepted casualties or something.
thespians are not a protected species and there is no limit as to how many you can bag at any time
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
he is here….
For any followers that struggle to drink water or don’t like water!
-FemaleWarrior, She/They
gentle reminder that
if toads can be loved and appreciated with their bumpy skin, so can u!!
I’d like to know what the first person to put human clothing on a dog was thinking
like were dogs even dogs yet or did someone manage to squeeze a particularly patient tamed wolf into a leather shirt and then howl with laughter as it trotted around the cooking fires dressed like Uncle Urg begging for food scraps
the wolf started running backwards in circles trying to get out of Uncle Urg’s shirt and everyone is laughing so hard that the sleeping children and young mothers and old folk wake and come out of their hide huts and observe First Funny Dog galloping around in the moonlight, and a tradition is born
These are just too good
be a frog
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