Makin' Bacon Pancakes

Matthew J Williams, nation representative of Canada! { independent aph rp bog. semi selective. 21+ mun }

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@hailcolumbia

We wax in this house

You won’t get that shit within ten feet of me.

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Do you ever have that moment where a pube gets caught in the tiniest woven bits of your underwear, and you're sure this'll be your last day on earth?

Y'know?

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@radiomayak

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I can’t believe this.

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What do you find attractive in a man?

I’m not picky in the least. But, I do have a preference for bigger, bear-like guys. They’re the most snuggly and warm.

[papa bear]

[bidoctor]

#literally me

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

[sp0il-ed]

Every time I do this I get weird af anons n I love it 🐝🐝🐝

[kiwioverlord]

“i need a fightbuddy, which is like a fuckbuddy but instead of banging you fight. no strings attached just text me lemme know when it’s going down “

Caelan Thompson , the kiwioverlord , a sheep in human skin

Revamped New Zealand

May 2013 –> Jan 2018

21+ Mun

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[kiwioverlord]

☆ You know those family car stickers? I did that but it’s just me and 45 sheep.  ☆

Caelan Thompson  >> the kiwi overlord

home / bio / rules

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hey i don't have Canada muse but I'm active on NZ so go get me there ❤❤❤

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notamountie:

“Get a cat playing a banjo tattooed on your right butt cheek.”

Both eyebrows raise. 

“For one, I vastly prefer dogs.” 

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"Well I mean.. So do I. But a dog can't play a banjo."

[forrestmankins]

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“I’m thinking of another tattoo. Thoughts?”

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"Get a cat playing a banjo tattooed on your right butt cheek."

[xotlacueponi]

notamountie:

[SCREECHES]

You are my least favorite guest, you rude lady!

[This is fun, why doesn’t she come over more often? Oh right, This whole country’s an icebox.]

That’s nice. Now find me a towel please.

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[this is stressful and he's crying, someone put him out of his misery]

[sliiiides a nasty towel under her feeties] Listen, I don't clean very often so I'm trying to make it last.

[xotlacueponi]

notamountie:.

And tracking slush and mud through the house isn’t?

…

[SLICKS OFF HER BOOT TO REVEAL…A MUDDY WET SOCK] [there was an unfortunate puddle incident]

[HOVERS IT OVER HIS FLOOR]

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[SCREECHES]

You are my least favorite guest, you rude lady!

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“Take your shoes off before you come inside, I just mopped, you monster!”

[xotlacueponi]

[Chill, bear boy.] I was taught that taking your shoes off indoors was rude.

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And tracking slush and mud through the house isn’t?

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He Makes a gagging sound- so mature. “Well, usually I don’t have to deal with your ass until May and then I can ignore you the rest of the year. But I guess I don’t mind hanging out with ya.”

[koffiehuis-love]

“You don’t mind?” Jan puts a large hand over his heart, feigning injury to his soul, “Tulip time. Hey man, it’s history, no one said you had to help my sorry ass,” Of course Jan was in his debt and eternally grateful but he had to throw a little humor into the situation.

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"Guess I'm just too nice, eh? Couldn't leave you behind to freeze and die.” The teasing grin he’s been wearing turns softer, more friendly. He bumps into Jan’s side, “You know I love tulip time, you big jerk. Gosh I’m just so nice.” Okay, someone make him shut up now before he gets a big head-

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“Take your shoes off before you come inside, I just mopped, you monster!”