No Taylor! Its Becky!

Hi! My name is Elle, I am 32 years old and I am from Austin Texas. If you haven't gotten the hint quite yet I am a die hard Swiftie and am happy to reblog, just ask. Twitter: @NoTaylorItBecky

[notayloritsbecky]

So for my birthday I got up early, got my birthday Starbucks and bought Midnights at Target

Happy Birthday to me!!!

[notayloritsbecky]

Idk why but my favorite line from the entire album is

Weird but fucking beautiful

ITS JUST SO FUNNY

[notayloritsbecky]

Guys, GUYS

October 21st is my 34th birthday

Happy birthday to me!!!!!

@taylorswift

[notayloritsbecky]

My birthday will always be Midnights birthday and I am fucking here for it

@taylorswift

[notayloritsbecky]

Guys, GUYS

October 21st is my 34th birthday

Happy birthday to me!!!!!

@taylorswift

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

pretty fucked-up that this is what inspired the gamedevs to make among us

[notayloritsbecky]

WHY AM I GETTING MICHAELS EMAILS AT 3AM???

[thisloveisglowing]

[notayloritsbecky]

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again

I really hate that movie/tv trope where they’re like 

“Oh you’re not really a [insert fantastical profession]. You’re just in a mental hospital imagining everything.”

IT’S NOT COOL. STOP IT

[notayloritsbecky]

I just realized

My dad would have been 60 this year

He was far from the greatest parent, but he was still mine, and I miss him

[notayloritsbecky]

OMG

Omg so Austin Creative reuse posted an instagram story about the sewing machines they had available and in the vid I saw the one I was going to buy with my tax return. (ACR is a thrift store for art supplies)

I figured what the hell, I'll go see if its still available. 

I get there and lo and behold its still there, the paper says its missing the bobbin plate cover, easy to replace, and the needle position selector doesn't work 

I buy it figuring I can look up how to fix the needle position thing, after some googling I learn that it might be because the stitch width selector thing is all the way on 6. I get home, check, and find that it is, so I put it on 0 AND THE NEEDLE POSITION SELECTOR KNOB WORKS AGAIN!!!

Its a Singer Heavy Duty 4423, retails at around 200 and I got it for 50. A replacement bobbin thread plate was about 5 on ebay and the missing accessory kit was about 18

With shipping I paid about $78 for a $200 sewing machine

Fuck yes

[visit-ba-sing-se]

shout out to every one still wearing their mask, no matter if mandatory or not. everyone who used their privilege to get their vaccine and booster shot. everyone who is careful to still follow the rules on social distancing. everyone who missed out on some kind of fun or thing they looked forward to because it did not seem right in the middle of a pandemic (and might have even gotten mocked as stuck up). all of this has been so long and frustrating but it would be way worse if It weren’t for you, so thank you so much for carrying on for all of us. 

[notayloritsbecky]

Went to the doctor to get my wrist checked out cause it has been bothering me and my doctor asked if I wanted to get my tetanus shot, cause I haven’t had one in like 15 years 

She then said because of my profession and I was like “Oh my god I never thought of that.” I’m a hair stylist

I cut myself with my scissors all the time, not intentionally, its a hazard of the job, but it happens all the time, I didn’t think of that

[ferreandhiscat]

okay so I have to decide which book to read next uhhhh which one should I read 

Wizard’s First Rule book one of the Sword of Truth Terry Goodkind 

The Way of Shadows book one of The nIght Angel Trilogy Brent Weeks 

The Jackal of Nar book one of Tyrants and kings John Marco

The Once and Future King T.H. White

[notayloritsbecky]

Tyrants and Kings is one of my favorite series, so I'd say Jackal of Nar

[notayloritsbecky]

I FUCKING KNEW WHEN THEY CONFIRMED CHARLIE WAS JOINING THE MCU IT WAS BECAUSE OF SPIDERMAN

Two weeks ago I was like, its cause he's Peter's lawyer

[notayloritsbecky]

I'm a very good lawyer

Me in the theater losing my fucking mind

OMFG

[notayloritsbecky]

Fucking hell

[notayloritsbecky]

I'm trying not to freak out.... but someone added my story to their library on wattpad... I'm kind of a big deal there

(It's the first person to do so)