Hummus,

thoughts?

[bestdogmemes]

Hope you all have a safe & fun Halloween(Howloween)!

[thequantumqueer]

circadian rhythm? no, i have a cicadian rhythm. i sleep for 10 years and then scream fuck and die all at once. i do this every day.

[antique-scarecrow]

hi this is actually my all time favorite tumblr post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ps1]

Akimasa Harada

[1dietcokeinacan]

Bridge over troubled water……………….

[anxietyproblem]

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[unclefather]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[the-dwarven-viking]

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

[sighinastorm]

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

[sighinastorm]

[theoverlordmisha]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[catmemearchive]

[unclefather]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[806]

Feralgender / Feralsexual

A pride flag for people who just fucking lost it and have no goddamn clue whats going on and cannot be approached by other people under any circumstances. 

likes, reblogs & credit is appreciated but not necessary

[prozacbisexual-deactivated20260]

sorry i can’t hang out, this is a really busy month for me

[argumate]

the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

[bibliolithid]

How dare a wizard make humans think like this

[argumate]

goddamn it here we go again

[whitepeopletwitter]