Motorcity Made Me

Alex Shelley, punk rock, wrestling, video games. I used to be not that big in Japan. [NOT ACTUALLY ALEX SHELLEY IN ANYWAY OR FORM CLOSED RP BLOG FOR COC}

[zxhraschreiber]

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[notbiginjapan]

Alright, no wrestling and limited PT equals just more studying and trying to slim down a bit 😂. I need to learn how to maneuver the stroller better to run with it.

[zxhraschreiber]

You also need to let me cut your hair!

[notbiginjapan]

You don’t want the scruffy homeless man running around with our son?

[notbiginjapan]

Alright, no wrestling and limited PT equals just more studying and trying to slim down a bit 😂. I need to learn how to maneuver the stroller better to run with it.

[zxhraschreiber]

He’s growing too fast @notbiginjapan 😭

[notbiginjapan]

Laynes new trick is sticking his tongue out at us 😂

[zxhraschreiber]

😍😍

[notbiginjapan]

@fearlesslynikki

It’s a fairly new addition 😂

[notbiginjapan]

Middle aged Dad selfie at work.

[zxhraschreiber]

… did you just refer to our son as ‘it’? 😂 I’ll maybe treat you to one. 

[notbiginjapan]

No! I meant the idea of using him as a weighted blanket might work!

I’m still getting used to all of this. I haven’t called him minion yet though.

[zxhraschreiber]

How did I ever sleep without a weighted blanket?

[notbiginjapan]

I’m still going to steal it or I’ll just plop Layne on my and hope it naps too. That might work but yes get your poor husband one 😂

[zxhraschreiber]

How did I ever sleep without a weighted blanket?

[notbiginjapan]

I’m stealing it for my nap thank you very much

[allhailsabin]

zxhraschreiber‌:

Are you calling our animals ugly?

no i meant you

[notbiginjapan]

😑

[zxhraschreiber]

😂 They’ll be okay, we’ll just have to make sure we give them some loving too so they don’t feel left out.

[notbiginjapan]

So I’ll nap with them when you won’t let Layne sleep anywhere but on you? We can tag team in and out. The cats keep eyeing us especially harshly.

[notbiginjapan]

I told Z to go take a nap and I’d watch Layne after I got home from work and I had to send her picture updates from the other room that he was fine 😂

[notbiginjapan]

The animals are gonna get jealous that we like this new baby the most 😂

[notbiginjapan]

I told Z to go take a nap and I’d watch Layne after I got home from work and I had to send her picture updates from the other room that he was fine 😂

[zxhraschreiber]

I had separation anxiety okay!

[notbiginjapan]

He was fine!!! I’ll steal him and stay in the room with you next time.

[notbiginjapan]

I told Z to go take a nap and I’d watch Layne after I got home from work and I had to send her picture updates from the other room that he was fine 😂

[zxhraschreiber]

You know what, I think it is!

[notbiginjapan]

My mom sent it for us. It’s a baby’s first year or something scrapbook. We should put our first disagreement in it. We gotta keep track.

[zxhraschreiber]

Your mom’s the sweetest. Hopefully it’s not the first of many!

[notbiginjapan]

I don’t see that happening for us. Layne is going to have some pretty cool parents who love him so much.