bitter + sweet

phoebe ryan, aka kylo ryan. 24. kind of an a-hole, but not 100% a dick. i just wanna be your homie. (roleplay blog! 100% not really phoebe! 😊)

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

DO IT. HES BEING A JERK RIGHT NOW AWAY. HE DESERVES IT.

[notbuffay-blog]

HE WON’T EVEN SEE IT COMING, NGL. I’M 2 DAMN GUD.

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

QUEEN, TBH.

[notbuffay-blog]

I TRY, BOOBOO. 👸

[notbuffay-blog]

you can’t plead the fifth I’m not the government I’m a SAVAGE

[thatweirdowithfivecolors-tftm]

im taking this to the courts

[notbuffay-blog]

take it to the papers too i'ma still beat ya ass

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

DO IT. HES BEING A JERK RIGHT NOW AWAY. HE DESERVES IT.

[notbuffay-blog]

HE WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING, NGL. I'M 2 DAMN GUD.

[notbuffay-blog]

you’ll have to go thru me first tough guy

[zvndayamaree]

Okay but you’re easy so it won’t be a problem.

[notbuffay-blog]

LMAO you'll be thinkin that when you pick yourself up off the floor 💋

[notbuffay-blog]

on a scale of 1-10 how painful would it be, I’m analyzing my options

[thatweirdowithfivecolors-tftm]

I refuse to answer this.

[notbuffay-blog]

you can't plead the fifth I'm not the government I'm a SAVAGE

[notbuffay-blog]

🎶 this is real, this is me

[notbuffay-blog]

sometimes I just really wanna slap Michael’s sunburn

[veryfairycamila-blog]

Did he do something stupid?

[notbuffay-blog]

It's moreorless a running total of stupid things he's done, rly. Time for godmama to get some payback.

[notbuffay-blog]

sometimes I just really wanna slap Michael’s sunburn

[totalantidivapsj]

Do it for me.

[notbuffay-blog]

I will. I'll make Joe take a video of it and send it to ya. 💋

[notbuffay-blog]

sometimes I just really wanna slap Michael’s sunburn

[zvndayamaree]

I will protect my poor, innocent child.

[notbuffay-blog]

you'll have to go thru me first tough guy

[notbuffay-blog]

sometimes I just really wanna slap Michael’s sunburn

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

Actually me.

[notbuffay-blog]

I CAN'T WASTE THIS OPPORTUNITY, KELLI. IT'S PRICELESS AND I MAY NOT GET IT AGAIN BC WHEN DOES HE GO OUTSIDE EVER

[notbuffay-blog]

sometimes I just really wanna slap Michael’s sunburn

[thatweirdowithfivecolors-tftm]

YOURE ALL BULLIES I CANT HELP THAT IM A LOBSTER NOW

[notbuffay-blog]

on a scale of 1-10 how painful would it be, I'm analyzing my options

[notbuffay-blog]

i turned him to gold and it took him higher

[notbuffay-blog]

sometimes I just really wanna slap Michael’s sunburn

[notbuffay-blog]

in my dreams i wouldn't even have to fight you, you'd just naturally know that i'm the best

LOLOLOL OK NOW THAT'S IN *YOUR* DREAMS JOENAS (also i'm shocked at u, confessing who you wanna bone for everyone else to see, what a heathen) ((also also you're the only child i can see for miles))

i'm ordering a diamond-encrusted pizza so get that wallet ready. i'm not even gonna eat it, i'm just gonna look at it.

[zvndayamaree]

ITS THE ONLY TIME YOULL EVER BE COOL LOLZ

COME. AT. ME. All talk NO FIGHT.

fight to the death.

and by death I mean loser buys pizza or something because I’m hungry.

[notbuffay-blog]

LOLOLOLOL GOOD THING I'VE ARRIVED BC I'M GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU

"all talk no fight" lol u won't be doing much talking after i'm done with you 😊

I'M SOOO DOWN, please tell me you have a giant wallet ready for pizza bc there's no way in hell i'm losing

[notbuffay-blog]

1. DISHONOR ON YOU 2. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW (or duck)

[thatweirdowithfivecolors-tftm]

OBI-SWAN KENOBI IS SO OFFENDED RIGHT NOW.

[notbuffay-blog]

i'm kylo ryan i have no s0ul

[notbuffay-blog]

if it makes you feel any better i hear michael is fucking an inflatable duck

[thatweirdowithfivecolors-tftm]

IT’S A SWAN. GOD, GET IT RIGHT.

[notbuffay-blog]

1. DISHONOR ON YOU 2. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW (or duck)