Totally (not) Cannon BNHA Quotes

[tea-and-waffles-errday-deactiva]

Midoriya: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together!

Todoroki: I love you.

Bakugou: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

Kirishima: Thanks, bro!

[musicbasedmind]

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[midnightmoon27]

Always

[little-bubbly-dipshit]

IF YOU DISAGREE UNFOLLOW ME AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME

[chonisbestmistake]

I love every single one of you💞

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Eijirou: You want the last muffin?

Katsuki: Yeah.

Eijirou: You want the last muffin?

Katsuki: Yes.

Eijirou: You want the last muffin?

Katsuki: Yes!

Eijirou: Will you go on a date with me?

Katsuki, frustrated: YES!

Katsuki: [realizes] Wait. . .

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Katsuki: Deku sneezed earlier and I accidentally said, 'shut the fuck up' instead of, 'bless you'.

Eijirou: How do you accidentally say, 'shut the fuck up'?

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Katsuki: I hate you!

Eijirou: I hate me more!

Katsuki:

Katsuki: Babe, we've talked about this.

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Eijirou: I'm shirtless because I'm in desperate need of vitamin D.

Mina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Denki: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hanta: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Eijirou: Vitamin D is sunlight you heathens.

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough.

Kirishima Eijirou Probably

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Katsuki: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.

Eijirou: Because you're sweet and funny.

Katsuki: Well, Round Face says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying.

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Ochako: You know when you meet someone for the first time and everything is new and exciting? You know that rush?

Izuku: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Mina, dramatically: Well, there is one being in this universe that has reached maximum gay.

Tenya: That's theoretically impossible. Name one person that couldn't possibly be gayer.

Katsuki: Shitty Hair.

Mina: Kiri.

Denki: Kiri.

Hanta: Kirishima.

Tenya: Well. . .

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

[On a date]

Shouto: [sniffs Izuku's neck] You smell good.

Izuku: Thanks, I rubbed a magazine on myself this morning.

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Ochako: You can't be a princess if you don't have a tragic backstory.

Hanta: Does someone else eating your pizza count?

Ochako: How are you not the queen yet?

Shouto: I've lost my will to live. Is that dramatic enough?

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Denki: I'm bisexual and confused.

Tenya: About your sexuality?

Denki: No, not about being bi. I just never know what the hell is going on.

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Koyka: Tomorrow's trash day, just a reminder.

Katsuki: I got this.

Katsuki: [picks up the grape boy by his ankles and drags him out to the curb]

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Mina: Kiri would throw himself in front of a car for you.

Katsuki: Shitty Hair would throw himself in front of a car for fun.

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Yuga: I don't sweat, I glisten.

Katsuki: [Throws towel at his face]

Katsuki: Well, you're glistening like a pig.

[notcannonbnhaquotes]

Eijirou: It's a little muggy out today.

Katsuki: I swear to fucking god if all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you.

Eijirou: [sips hot cocoa from a bowl]