venus de milo

sometimes i eat things sometimes it's too many things @matty.sleep

[cocoanobutter]

Are you gay, straight, bisexual, what are you?

I’m tired

[notchic-blog]

why does everyone hate doctor pepper it tastes so bubbly but apparently to some it tastes like prune juice but i don’t know who in their right fucking mind would drink prune juice in the first place unless they were senile so that’s a thing i wanted to talk about today not that it matters

[cknd]

I bet our entire universe is in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in some alien child’s room as a science project he got a C on.

[notchic-blog]

i think the one thing i hate more than snakes is having to use the public toilets only because i feel like some people purposefully go in there to gossip but i’m there for a wee like i don’t wanna hear about how hot your wife’s friend’s tits are just let me wee in peace

[ssidor]

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[yocalio]

[notchic-blog]

Jurassic World (2015) set the record for highest grossing global opening of all time with a huge $511.8 million dollars world wide in a single weekend. 

“Remember if something chases you, run.”

[notchic-blog]

it’s so bloody hot in l.a. that there’s cats laying in puddles of water and birds sat next to them. i really want to join them, not because they’re animals but because my dumb arse decided to wear all black in hot weather

[derpycats]

Hard at work deciphering the ultimate top-secret catnip recipe~

[notchic-blog]

hello my name is matty and according to tmz i’m a ruthless bastard who smokes weed when in fact i have almost a whole album dedicated to satan’s lettuce. this one time a cat gently graced me with a headbutt and i’ve been in love with felines ever since even though they hate me sometimes so bring all of your inquires about me being a bad boy to @matty.sleep because right now i’m trying to tell my mum that i’m grown and i don’t need her to baby me

[kotanchik]

[notchic-blog]

okay i did that blasted follow list but i’m super knackered so i’ll intro when i’m more awake and not so dead and zombie-like