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Lilith: F-ck

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@notcreative360
Lilith: Revived the b-tch and now they is f-cking my brothers.
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Lilith: F-ck
Belphegor: I HATE ALL HUMANS!!
Mc: Yeah, low-key same
Belphegor: wha-
Guys, I think I'm late to this trend
Sudden thought-
Lucifer: Mc, off the couch.
Mc: Why?
Lucifer: That's my spot.
Mc: Pff- make me.
Lucifer: *Not having it and suddenly pulls them off by their shirt*
Mc: *Their back cracks like a horror film*
(Silence, all the brothers looking over in shock, having never heard such a grueling sound)
Mc: *Notices the sudden tension in the room and gets a terrible idea*
(Mc goes limp, Lucifer still holding onto them)
Mammon: *Jumps up* You killed them!!
Lucifer: Now hang on-
Asmo: What do we do?!
Satan: There's a way to che-
Levi: NOO-
(Beel already knew what was going on, already used to it from all the tight hugs)
So I'm not sure if it's the same with other pp, but I panic when a NEW problem comes my way, and I technically have a mental breakdown when I don't know what's gonna happen, and the effects the new problem could bring me, which does lead me to overreact. So now I'm just wondering how the brothers would react to an overreacting MC who doesn't know about something, cause they never had dealt with it before (they don't know how to deal with the problem either lmao).
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does this mean i have to eat a cat @drowninnoodles your so lucky
You have to eat a cat person, so ig. Hunt some catboy
Also hehe
I’ve always wanted to try cannibalism
Too late~
Wait would I have to eat a frilled shark or like a marine biologist
Marine biologist.
Mine’s hard because it’s referring to the adrenaline rush of playing fiddle for a huge audience, which isn’t really food. I mean I’d eat it I’d I could but it’s a feeling.
I have to eat a trans vampire local to my area. I mean assuming I get to become a vampire due to consuming vampire blood then I’m down but it’s still a little sad
NO. NOOOOO. OH GOD NO
uh oh.
UH OH.
UH OH.
NOOO I DONT WANNA EAT TWO MANS :((((
what do I eat…?
CROISSANTS!!!!! YES!!!
my underverse oc about to get even more trauma
I guess I eat something cute? But I don’t wanna!
Well damn, pays to have a username that is literally just food
@librarian-computer
@mysticcroissant
@potatotato-26
What the fuck I have to eat a fucking computer. I am so fucking dead 💀
@stormbreaker-290 @coastxlwaters @thekillermaretwinz @loud-kid2 @i-put-the-bi-in-nonbinary
The sea…
IT CALLS TO MEEEEEEE
MUST EAT-
(So screwed)
@escapetheslaughter @bumble-the-sun-bee @sunny-inajar @capring @strawberry-arrowtip
*depresso cuz I have no friends that tagged me*
bro im cooked I ayer to eat starlight 💀
@skyuvu123 @anogtsamsfan
How the fuck am I supposed to eat creativity? Or do I have nothing cause it's not creative??
I'm so confused rn 🥲
Beelzebub: Wanna come to Hell's Kitchen with me? Asmodeus: I would, but I have to get on the treadmill. I majorly pigged out on a doughnut. (sighs) If only they had candy flavoured salad, or something.
Same Asmo.. same... Treat yourself right tho, you're killing me here 😤
ISTG DID THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE!? I haven't checked anything about kokobot until after that, and kept doing things to see if that damn bot would say anything out of the ordinary but nothing.
Another “If ‘obey me’ was a TV show” bloopers:
*Female MC just cause I’m a girl so from my perspective they’re a girl*
*MC talking with Solomon*
MC: “Look, Mammon- you’re not Mammon.”
*Mammon bust out laughing off camera.*
Solomon: *chuckling slightly* “I know we kind of look alike, but still.”
MC: “I’m sorry! Apparently he’s on my mind right now.”
Mammon: “As I should be.”
MC: *rolls her eyes.* “you’re just that hot.”
Mammon: “Exactly.”
Asmo: “I feel betrayed.”
*everyone bust out laughing*
Ok, but HOW is it that I never got Mammon and Solomon confused, but it was always Levi and Belphie who I got confused 😭😭
Ik they look different, but I was new and CONFUSED as hell 🥲
Mc: do you ever get a sharp pain in your chest but when you breath the pain got worst and you just thought "yeah, my time has come"?
The brothers: *looking at mc with a concern face* ..... No...
Mc: oh really because I just felt it, and right when I'm *inhaled sharply* it fucking hurts
The brothers: i- MC STOP THAT
Gas reflux
It sucks, a lot 😭
Does it sometimes get worse when laying down?
After eating lol, it's from eating too much, too fast, or right after eating, gotta stay upright cause then I feel a burning sensation on my throat T-T'
That is what gas reflux is anyways,
It’s officially cannon that he is self-aware that he’s in a game!!!
Makes me wonder if he had visited the real world now.. omg that would be such an awesome manga to read ngl
Levi, pointing at a bird excitedly: A seagull!!!
Satan: You need to go out more.
Mammon: That's a crow?!
I feel like he did that on purpose, to offend Mammon, seeing as Mammon's familiars are crows. Next time Mammon needs to call snakes 'land eels' or something
lmao, don't ask how the hol got flooded
*MC feeling around their bed in the dark trying to find their phone*
*MC grabs something*
MC:…
MC: Mammon is that you?
Mammon: no, im not here.
He would do this😭🤣
Whatya mean? I don't do that! I'm never there, got it? I stay in my own room. I ain't sneakin' off to MC's room in the middle of the night 'cause of nightmares or anythin', I ain't soft like that.
No shame Mammon, it can be scary when you dream of having no money left 😔
It's the little things
Obey me, fluff, anxiety, comfort, self harm maybe?
When you first came to the Devildom, you might have adjusted quick, but it sure had a few changes in yourself, or maybe even entirely. But not to worry, cause the obey me boys are there for you!
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I have been inspired
Mc: Hey, Solomon?
Solomon: Yes?
Mc: So.. you're an immortal, right?
Solomon: That's right.
Mc: So you lived many years?
Solomon: Many centuries, yes.
Mc: Is that why your hair is all white?
Solomon: ....Changing the topic-
Me: *Is sad, so goes to read/watch obey me on crack. Hours later I be chuckling, and simping like never before.*