Notes from 8th Grade

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Floppy Hacking

Ok sup, well, welcome to the wide world of hacking, or should I say AOL hacking because what we do isn't big hacking. But anyway, I am your host ____ _______ and today we shall discuss  MIB Final Version 3.0 by TFish. This is a pretty good program 4 many reasons which I shall not get into right now, ok. Since this is my first time ever giving some1 a zip file on a disk I don't know if it'll work. Here it goes. 1st turn computer on, then put disk in and go to FileManager and click on a file. From there click on mib.zip or something like that. A screen for winzip might come up. Click aggree agree if it does not then just do what it says. I will B online today, ask me any questions, k. So there good luck and I hope it works.

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Punk Spice

Sup Dawg,

Disregard the math work, I was running out of paper.

2x - 3y = 24 (2x + y = 8) 

Anyway, I wanted to know when you shave your legs (not you as in you) but anyone (who shaves their legs) what do they use, you know like shaving creme or whatever. 

5x-6y = 2 (-5x - 9y = -1)

I'm just full of questions today, anyway when re you gonna get your MFING braces off. So, yeah. I have some other questions, but I can't remember them right now. Yeah they call me Punky D, and I'm a Spice Girl/Dude or something. My name is Punk Spice. Haha. Lol. 

So later, say wut up to my nuts and my struting cock. 

I'll call you for my answer later. Siya. 

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Windows 98 & Heartbreaks

Hey Babe,

Sup, Christ. I got smacked. Damn, that phucking hoe, Jo Jo. She was like "ewwww, look its your fucking chicken leg, bitch girlfriend" I wuz like "Jo Jo, quit being a bitch" First smack. "Ho Ho, I ain't gonna start with you cuz I can't hit you back" Then mumbled something "Ho" second smack. Then I go "damn it Jo Jo you are a fucking white ass vein legged ugly ass bimbo bitch who has no life so you gotta get involved in mine." Third smack. That's why I remember what I said so well. 

I regret saying it cuz the third one really hurt, ughhhh It's no use one day I'm just gonna punch her once. Just once. ARG. My friend just got Win 98, but he said if he gets his friend to bring over the CD he'll lend it to me. Until then Imfunna buy Win 95 this weekend hopefully, also this weekend Imfunna buy new cloths and crap. So, yeah. Jo Jo also told me that she wuz talking to you on ICQ and told you a bunch of crap about me. Most of the crap, she tells people about me is totally untrue. She told me today that she told you that I used to write "<3 you" on my notes to "the Bitch" well, I NEVER! said that I always use to sign my notes, just plain. David. 

You are my first and only true love I swear to God. "I LOVE YOU" anyway I gotta go to my schoolwork like a good little boy. And if you give me a kiss I'll let you......AHHH DO WHATEVER TO MY OBLIQUES OR WHATEVER OK BYE WRITE BACK. I LOVE YOU.

David

1997

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Punctuation Be Damned

Well, Alex wants me to ask you if you know any short eigth grade women, anyway I've gotta go spank a monkey, choke a chicken, drain a lizzard, AHH Alex spit in my eye, damn it did you find your lip gloss. Anyway gots to go, later & stuff.

1997

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Beepers & Bustops

Hey babe, 

I almost forgot to write, wow. That would've sucked. Because I love you. Well I beeped you around 6:30 cuz I leave the house at 6:40 to go to my bus at 6:50. SO HEY, SUP. Well, I miss you. A LOT. I need you so much. I want you even more, and I love you forever. SO DON'T FORGET THAT. I'm funna have to snatch your dimes. Ya know. Oooh I just want to hold you right now, damn. I want your sex!! PLEASE! So yeah I'm bored, I think on the 15th of this month is moved day I'm gonna have Mr. Parker's class in Room 206 so that will be cool, I'll be right next to you. "Kiss, Kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss, hot like fire, take you higher." Sorry, I just need it. I GET TO SEE YOU IN...10 minutes I'm funna give you a big kiss. Mwa. You know what 431 I heart you. I'm really boredl. Well, I gotta go. I love you.

- David

1997