a blog

Captain Bootylicious.

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[ankle-beez]

the pinnacle of comedy

[abandonedblog1234567890]

kirby youre doing amazing sweetie

[kingslacky]

[correctionslife-deactivated2021]

Cain killing Able

[honeybrowns]

​why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post

[harpylady]

a frog in the hand is worth so. much.

[shuhvon]

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[claycaduceus]

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[setheverman]

me: *laughing at memes secretly made by russian chaos agents* my fbi agent: what a fucking dumbass

[localstarboy]

Guy wakes up from surgery, asks to see nurses tits 😂

[findingmeslowly]

The “ alright bet”

Has me crying 😂😂

[ladiiechell-deactivated20180707]

Lmao yo. I need this mood all year

[colescrow]

Wooo hooooooo

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[ellenandportiatruelove]

The battle of the gays 😂😂

[antonio-is-a-sleepybitch]

Dragging each other in good fun is gay culture.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[yarky]

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

[yarky]

maybe im the bad boy

[lovesimonfilm]

Everyone deserves a great love story. Nick Robinson is Simon Spier in #LOVESIMON– coming out in theaters March 16th.

[setheverman]

what’s the march mood?

[bigmammallama5]

[babyanimalgifs]

Please stop what you are doing for 13 seconds and watch this:

[sensei-flex]

No way