ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘᴀɢɴᴇ && ᴄᴏᴄᴀɪɴᴇ

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in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

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kryptojuice:

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

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[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment

texts from last night // accepting! 

   [ text : sent ] hot   [ text : sent ] did u give him head too?

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@felonize // liked this

     “ why are you so OBSESSED with me?? ” a GENUINE inquiry laced with his characteristic facetiousness. oh, but he LOVES the attention. “ like, i get the whole MODEL thing really gets people hard, but god damn. ”

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rdcwson:

♥ – “ ——- I’m – I’m sorry, you just.. REMIND me of someone.”       She shook her head, snapping out of it, even if her mind was running RAMPANT. Inhale and exhale, and emeralds made their way back onto the terribly familiar face.        “No autographs? Don’t you want your name to LAST through the ages?”        Weasel it out, Rose.

    “ yeah. i get that a lot. ” but when his eyes meet with hers for the first time, he SWEARS that there’s some sort of ... ELECTRICITY ignited -- like some far off, distant memory. but he can’t put a finger on it ... so he CONCEALS his turmoil under a facade.  “ what the FUCK are you talking about? immortality or WHATEVER was so, like, 2004. ” ( or was that just the release year of MY IMMORTAL? not that he really cares. )

[grett]

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crybcy:

           “  why  the  FUCK  would  i  give  you  anything  ?  i  used  my  hard  earned  money  to  buy  my  shit,  dude.  ” meaning  whatever  his  brother  gave  him  to  buy  groceries  for  the  week.  he  doesn’t  really  mind  tristan  going  through  his  stuff  –  not  like  he’ll  find  his  stash.

    “ i’ll PAY you back, man! ” AGAIN, so are the ways of an addict -- lying’s the most fun a guy can have without taking his clothes off ... ESPECIALLY if it gets you SMACK in the end. “ WHATEVER you want. ”

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@femmefatale // liked this

     “ ... chanel? really? ” it’s almost like a SUPER POWER, his uncanny ability to identify what someone’s wearing -- blame MODELING for that one.  “ i thought you’d have better TASTES. ”

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Texts From Last Night ask meme!

[text] I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

[text] I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment

[text] So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

[text] Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

[text] Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

[text] I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?

[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!

[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

[text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

[text] The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

[text] I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

[text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night

[text] I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet

[text] At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

[text] omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

[text] Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.

[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[text] Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

[text] The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

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ROOSTER GHOST WHAT'S GOOD

      oh, GOD. he could recognize that voice if it were a mere whisper at the opposite end of one of the STUPID hallways. “ so, what, is that gonna be my PERMANENT nickname now? ROOSTER ghost? ” 

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ichordrowned:

                            ❛     you’re not very   EXPERIENCED   in the art of   pillow talk,   are you?      ❜      the expanse of her   bare leg   glided down along his side, before catching upon the   familiar divot   of his hip,   slender fingers   racing up his   broad back   to tangle in his red   &   black hair, tugging upon the   uneven strands.   it wasn’t   necessarily   a   TURN ON,   being called   old.   she knew she was, but hearing it   aloud   from this   beautiful boy’s   lips, made   crimson tiers   turn down in a   faint pout.   ever stunning,   graceful,   even in her   stillness,   her body arched slowly up against tristan’s, chest   PINNED   to his, her breath   ghosting   upon his parted mouth.      ❛     people don’t   FUCK   their   grandmother’s,   lover..      ❜     in a sudden,   fast movement,   she turned them, pushing her   current flame   onto his   bare back,   straddling his hips, hands   splayed   against his chest,   pale brow   inched toward her hairline.   obviously,   she wasnt very   FOND   of that   analogy.

    “ what, are you gonna teach me how to talk DIRTY now? ” humor LACED with titillation, enough to elicit a heavy, BREATHY chuckle that makes his chest SWELL. the curve of his lips retreats FURTHER as her pale, entangled hand tugs upon obsidian COIFFURE, their corners curling into a grin wide enough to flash perfectly aligned teeth. “ DO IT. ” but the air within his lungs CATCHES, heart skipping a beat; his hips BUCKLE with her weight. the sudden && unexpected motion isn’t rejected, despite being completely at her MERCY now: exposed, powerless.

   “ look, i’m sorry if i called you OLD, ” a plead, perhaps, to redeem himself to his GODDESS. “ i’ll MAKE UP for it, i swear. ”

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obituariies:

“You serious? Jesus Christ.”  A disappointed HUFF left Tate’s nose that went right along with his pursed-lip pout.  “You’d think in a hotel full of CREEPS, it’d be easier to get HIGH.”

     CONDESCENDING: “ what kind of JUNKIE are you?? ” && here people thought he was DUMB. “ there’s a DEALER on what, like every corner? take a look around you, dude. ”

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               ❛     BELLISSIMO ..      ❜                                   ❛     .. what?      ❜     ❛     nothing,   you just   remind   me so much of   someone.      ❜

ind.   countess  +  tristan duffy

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@crybcy // liked this

    “ the cops can KISS MY ASS. i don’t give a shit. ” STILL, tristan rummages through the other’s belongings && scatters them about CARELESSLY. so are the ways of an addict.    “ where’s your STASH, dude?? ”

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ichordrowned:

                          ❛     of   COURSE   not..      ❜    amusement was   keen   upon   delicate features,   half lying atop him,   long legs   tangled with his, her fingertips tracing   absent patterns   upon his   bare chest.   even his   SKIN   felt the   same.   each breath he pulled from his lungs   ached   with   odd familiarity,   reminding her   painfully   of someone she once knew.     ❛     all   hollywood hoaxes   to deter onlookers from   TRUE VAMPIRES.      ❜     sanguine lips   curl,   raising her   pale head   to peer at his face, absently tracing her   long nail   down the center of his torso, leaving a   faint scratch   in its   wake.

   an ARM snaked around her bare waist under silken coverlet, fitting PERFECTLY along the curve of her petite frame -- almost as though MEANT to be aligned ... or had been so before.  the feelings of distant familiarity LINGER at the back of his mind like something that cannot be shaken, but such thoughts fail to become spoken aloud. ( perhaps he had seen her in his YOUTH long ago ... ) GENTLE fingers seek the soft platinum of her hair, caressing idly as fascinated conversation fills empty silence.  “ ... have you ever wanted to be NORMAL again? like before you were turned. ”

  JEST creeps onto his expression, playful TRANSGRESSION soon gleaming in hazel hues. “ shit, ” he MURMURS in husky tones -- this opportunity is taken to shift on top of her, chest && abdomen LEANING into hers as he draws his face nearer && the PINK of his lips hover only centimeters from hers.  “ you’re old enough to be my GREAT GRANDMA. that’s like ... GGILF. ”