Kaufmo the punchline

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Insert blog intro here or something. Idk. I'm basically using this to test my jokes. Feel free to ask me questions though.

Wanted to be an artist but unfortunately I was before my time.

If you're lucky I might post some art.

Here are my bros

@checkmate-queen

@stillthatking

@horsesarebeautiful57

@jingle-jangle-gangle

@a-pretty-chill-fella

@askribbitstuff

@jaxxxboy

@thebetterzoob

@evilribbons

@evilribbit

@eviljaxin

@asktheejax

@dictatorercoach

@adventurefan

Oh, and the new guys.

@pomni-account

@gummygooo

@caines-evil-version-paine

@pomni-tadc

[ell-th3-g4yest]

DUDE TADC EP 9 SUCKED SO BAD BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A 3 HR MAKEOUT SESSION BETWEEN KAUFMO AND CAINE. IM SO MAD (Art not mine)

AM I RIGHT???

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

Voting ended onJul 8

[askribbitstuff]

if only😔

[nothing-but-a-joke]

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What would you do if you abstracted?

Probably abstract.

:o/

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@askribbitstuff here

(this is a joke)

My grandpa passed away last week

Before he did, me and Jax helped him lotion his back

lets just say...

it went down hill pretty fast after that

(think about it)

Oh were doing dark humor now I see.

Can't think of much off the top of my head but I hear there's this parasite going around the Michigan area causing people to get the runs.

But uh, did you know diarrhea can be genetic?

it runs in the genes.

[caines-evil-version-paine]

Body swap adventure

Gather round, gather round my little sauce breathed noise makers.

Your lovely ai ringmaster has finally decided to give you some enrichment.

In the form of a new perspective. When I clap my hands several random circus goers will be summoned here, then I'll just twirl my Caine and you will all find yourselves in a diffrent avatar. Sound good?

[Yeah he's not waiting on answers here. He could only get evil pomni, coach dictatoror, and evil ragatha. As for the rest he couldn't exactly find them. ]

To bad. It's happening.

[With a clap of paines hands, the selected random players ribbit, kaufmo, and gummygoo appear, dropping into a pile of tangled limbs at his feet. Before any evil big top can complaine or say much, he was quick to make the swap. Amazingly, nothing went wrong and the cast had been successfully turned. That's probably the only time something like this will happen without some sort of mistake. Paine seems proud of himself before dissapearing.]

@thebetterjester <--> @dictatorercoach

@a-pretty-chill-fella <--> @nothing-but-a-joke

@thebestdoll <--> @gummygooo

[a-pretty-chill-fella]

Wait- what-

Man… I don’t really got time for this… well guess this is my life now.

[nothing-but-a-joke]

[He looks down at himself. Of course the first thing he does is try to jump]

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Heya…. Kaufy… can I talk to you about-well… you know…

- @a-pretty-chill-fella

Look, ribbit. If you need someone to talk to, I'm right here. that's what friends are for.

[a-pretty-chill-fella]

I just- is there something wrong with me for missing… him…. After everything that happened- I don’t know…

[nothing-but-a-joke]

...there's nothing wrong with thinking that. It's a complex situation with complex emotions.

[a-pretty-chill-fella]

How- if he does come back- how am I gonna face him? Will he… will he even talk to me in the first place?

[nothing-but-a-joke]

That's for him to decide. We can't control that. What you can control is how you react. No matter what happens. Are you hoping for one answer or another? Would one make you feel better? Because if you have a plan for either way, it gets a lot easier to think about.

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Heya…. Kaufy… can I talk to you about-well… you know…

- @a-pretty-chill-fella

Look, ribbit. If you need someone to talk to, I'm right here. that's what friends are for.

[a-pretty-chill-fella]

I just- is there something wrong with me for missing… him…. After everything that happened- I don’t know…

[nothing-but-a-joke]

...there's nothing wrong with thinking that. It's a complex situation with complex emotions.

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Heya…. Kaufy… can I talk to you about-well… you know…

- @a-pretty-chill-fella

Look, ribbit. If you need someone to talk to, I'm right here. that's what friends are for.

[a-pretty-chill-fella]

I just- is there something wrong with me for missing… him…. After everything that happened- I don’t know…

[nothing-but-a-joke]

There's nothing wrong with missing someone who left your life...No matter the context. I know you might feel weird, but he was our friend. No matter what he said. We were close. You two were extra close. And as little as I know about what happened, something tells me he just had his own issues he was dealing with, and there's nothing either of us could've done to change the outcome.

It just is what it is sometimes...

[baronmildenhall]

Yo, wassap Teddy! What’s the word, my main undead brotha.

Sum bro put you smack dab on my radar and I figz I'd swing on by.

Totally gnarly place ya got cookin here dude. Addams family type bizz. You got them vibes for real. Is there any particular trophy in that crypt of yours that’s totally kickin? Like, which one of your hunts really makes you feel like you’re livin’ large? I want them deets.

-fresh annon

*reads the first two sentences*

*begins to faint*

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Whoah there

[Kaufmo moves to catch him]

[baronmildenhall]

*falls straight through Kaufmo’s arms*

[nothing-but-a-joke]

•-•

Whelp

I tried

[baronmildenhall]

Yo, wassap Teddy! What’s the word, my main undead brotha.

Sum bro put you smack dab on my radar and I figz I'd swing on by.

Totally gnarly place ya got cookin here dude. Addams family type bizz. You got them vibes for real. Is there any particular trophy in that crypt of yours that’s totally kickin? Like, which one of your hunts really makes you feel like you’re livin’ large? I want them deets.

-fresh annon

*reads the first two sentences*

*begins to faint*

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Whoah there

[Kaufmo moves to catch him]

[jaxbun]

What typa drugs can I take to feel loved

[nothing-but-a-joke]

I think you misspelled hugs.

The answer is group ones.

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Heya…. Kaufy… can I talk to you about-well… you know…

- @a-pretty-chill-fella

Look, ribbit. If you need someone to talk to, I'm right here. that's what friends are for.

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Abstractfishies :]

[askribbitstuff]

Why are frogs so unbothered?

They eat anything that bugs them. :]

@nothing-but-a-joke

Oh yeh, i forgot ur not funny

(reference to episode 9)

(ooc: im sayin that to my sister i love it)

[nothing-but-a-joke]

I can be funny ya know.

[askribbitstuff]

Yeh Jax laughed at MY joke first tho, not yours

(another reference please understand it)

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Oh f%!?# off, you're never gonna let me live that down.

[askribbitstuff]

Why are frogs so unbothered?

They eat anything that bugs them. :]

@nothing-but-a-joke

Oh yeh, i forgot ur not funny

(reference to episode 9)

(ooc: im sayin that to my sister i love it)

[nothing-but-a-joke]

I can be funny ya know.

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Yall this ain't makeup. This my skin.

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Hiii! I was wondering if you'd wanna take the part of Kaufmo in my rp? You don't have to! If you do, check out my acct:

@asking-pomni-questions

Sure man I don't see why not. I don't bite.

[Anymore]