Rewatching ‘Dreamworker’. We’re only in the 3rd episode of the show and they’re talking about each other’s tits. This gay ass conversation is insane to me:
XENA: “What’s the matter with you?”
GABRIELLE: “What do you mean?”
XENA: “I don’t know. You just seem (O_O) bigger.”
GABRIELLE: “Oh! Hmm! No, I’m not. It’s just this mountain air. I feel motivated.”
XENA: “You didn’t find a sorcerer to enhance your (O_O) motives, did you?”
GABRIELLE: “No. Would you get over it? Ooh. Ah!
*breast dagger falls out of her clothes on to the floor*
Wow! Would you look at that? I wonder what else is in these clothes? They’re hand-me-downs, you know?
*Xena eyes the breast dagger, picks it up and holds it up so Gabrielle can see it, silently asking her to explain*
I know. Wisdom before weapons.”
XENA: “I’ll keep this for the time being.”
*stuffs the breast dagger down her cleavage*
GABRIELLE: “Hah! It’s not like your breasts aren’t dangerous enough. That was a joke. You can laugh.”
