NEPHILIM: FACILIS DESCENSUS AVERNI

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[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Berry Maximus Thorp. He has only three legs, but remains elegant in spite of his hobbling.

[04tf3h84h0g384gh08h-deactivated]

drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here

[fuck-customers]

I love the collective exasperation of workers around the holidays. We had the preThanksgiving rush at our grocery store and everyone is dead from dealing with it. A customer is storming around the store bitching about something and there's about 6 or 7 of us having lunch/break in the deli. Store Manager who is also on lunch puts her head down on the table and blows like a 15 second raspberry when she hears the customer demand to know where she is. Kind of made the day worth it.

[keithsangstyass]

HOT DAMN THAT MORNING ANXIETY IS SUPER STRONG TODAY MMMMMMMMMM

[lifeafterhappilyeverafter]

“The ocean is a friend of mine.”

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

[heut-ist-mein-tag]

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

[i-miss-korra-deactivated2020032]

Wow do I have some bad news for you about the plot of Hamilton 

[c-ptsdofficial]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ihneopaicsylm: i have no emotional object permanence and im constantly scared you’ll leave me

[bitchevans]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Toronto city councillor, Norm Kelly.

OMG.

[skittlnoir]

Is this real??

[allthecanadianpolitics]

It’s real.

[cognitiveinequality]

IM SCREAMING

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

[maghrabiyya]

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

[maghrabiyya]

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[nxtlise]

can greg come too?

[morganapengdragon]

I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is

[fndungeonmom]

real life plot hole found

[flowerpack]

youve heard of bread bowl, now get ready for

bread plate

[heart2match-deactivated20181123]

tortilla

[one-in-lemillion]

Blocked

[afire-inside-deactivated2014040]

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

[shencomix]

Hooray for teamwork! :D

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[scriptscribbles]

“Reality is a difficult concept for liberals,” Trump supporters proclaim as they proceed to believe that fictional character Leslie Knope is a real person.

[thechubbynerd]

Even fake women are a threat to them this is hysterical

[notkatniss]

when u work a job together and one of u just misses the point