super graphic ultra modern possum

30s/f/in the dumpster | hailey_writes @ ao3

[nothingsimpossumble]

About me

I'm Hailey! I'm in my 30s, and I like possums and gay MILF smut. :)

By day, I work a boring corporate tech job. By night, I write the aforementioned gay MILF smut. My true calling is to keep the Selinamy (Veep) tag alive on AO3, but sometimes I Plurb out too.

I post about:

Veep

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, like, in general

Anna Chlumsky, like, in general

Pluribus

Toxic yuri

My writing progress

Possums (and raccoons, who are their besties!)

Music you might have heard in a Hot Topic in 2008

Last but not least, I'm collecting blinkies like I'm still on Myspace.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[theblob1958]

some of us still call it femslash. i love femslash #ilovefemslash

[skiesoffoy]

just so you know im gonna kms

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[anistarrose]

realizing a headcanon of yours happens to make an element of canon even more heartbreaking when you hadn't even considered it from that angle previously

[ID from alt: emoji rubbing their hands together and grinning evilly. End ID.]

[batboybisexualism]

literally how am I supposed to handle this ma'am pleeeeeaaase 😭

[nothingsimpossumble]

Ma'am 🥺💔

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[nnjrwpu]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[thingsfromthedirt]

warming carafe with a stained glass pattern (ca. late 50s-early 60s)

[princessmo]

[nothingsimpossumble]

Literally all I do these days is draw Amy.

[janiesbackyard]

WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL, today we're manifesting abundance. Step one: stand directly inside the abundance. ✨🐛✨