Barnacles

[lameborghini]

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

[twitterlols]

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[allykennedy96]

Nothing sucks more than having to act like you’re okay with the way things are

[amyleeuh]

CAUSE THE FUCK AM NOT

[orangeis]

[xaive-deactivated20140301]

[cheetahswolf]

[zodiac-rave]

[shittyidea]

Spending tuition fees on war… oh wait, that’s already happening.

[nothingtodoallday]

woke

[flowerinaflame]

[winestainedlinen-archive-deacti]

This show is everything

[meanplastic]

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[sistermaryfake]

[lazyshitposting]

[officialwhitegirls]

alright guys weve done everything there is to be done for marriage equality good work pack it up

[ghostsandgoblins]

[shittyidea]

Camouflage traffic cones

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]