-*-

Don‘t talk to me.

[heterophobicleorio]

I’ve got a big dick and nice tiddies

[mlmshino]

[c0rvyd]

Happy birthday, Gon! I’m your new stepdad!

[heterophobicgon]

WHAT

[heterophobickillua]

huh.

[c0rvyd]

Your dad and I got married for your birthday! Isn’t that great! Now you have TWO dads!

[heterophobicgon]

LEORIO GOT MARRIED????

[c0rvyd]

Who the fuck is leo- OH THAT GUY

[nothomophobickurapika]

LEORIO?

[heterophobicleorio]

NO NONONO I DID NOT GET MARRIED TO PARISTON I PROMISE -I only love you kurapika- PARISTON GO AWAY

[nothomophobickurapika]

right. yes. that...makes far more sense.

[c0rvyd]

Happy birthday, Gon! I’m your new stepdad!

[heterophobicgon]

WHAT

[heterophobickillua]

huh.

[c0rvyd]

Your dad and I got married for your birthday! Isn’t that great! Now you have TWO dads!

[heterophobicgon]

LEORIO GOT MARRIED????

[c0rvyd]

Who the fuck is leo- OH THAT GUY

[nothomophobickurapika]

LEORIO?

[chaosspear]

hey guys guess what

[heterophobicgon]

Tell big brother that if he doesn't stop i wil say the fuck word to leorio -alluka

@heterophobickillua @heterophobickillua @heterophobickillua @heterophobickillua @heterophobickillua @heterophobickillua

[heterophobickillua]

&$!!

[heterophobicleorio]

why am i getting roped into this

[nothomophobickurapika]

im not seeing the problem. whats wrong with fuck?

[heterophobicleorio]

theres nothing wrong with saying fuck, i just- nevermind it doesn’t matter.. um how are you kurapika?

[nothomophobickurapika]

ah, leorio…

im doing fine today, but it’s busy. i was able to reply to that because i caught a small break. i dont think ill be able to talk long.

[heterophobicleorio]

oh yeah, yeah you’re busy, i get it, thats fine… i hope you have a good day

[nothomophobickurapika]

yes, you too..

[heterophobicleorio]

@homophobickurapika happy birthday kurapika, I miss you..

[nothomophobickurapika]

thank you, leorio…

[heterophobicleorio]

It’s been a while huh.. how are you? I hope you’re okay

[nothomophobickurapika]

yes, i‘m doing fine. how are things with you?

[nothomophobickurapika]

homophobickurapika → nothomophobickurapika

[heterophobicgon]

@homophobickurapika Happy birthday Kurapika!!

[nothomophobickurapika]

oh, gon! thank you!

ah...happy birthday to you too! in a month.

i think there‘s something i should try to work on today.

[nothomophobickurapika]

its my birthday.

[heterophobicleorio]

@homophobickurapika happy birthday kurapika, I miss you..

[nothomophobickurapika]

thank you, leorio...

[nothomophobickurapika]

@heterophobicleorio

we need

to have a talk

[heterophobicleorio]

Oh, hey Kurapika, uh what do we need to talk about?

[nothomophobickurapika]

We need to talk about your illegal actions

[heterophobicleorio]

And those would be?

[nothomophobickurapika]

your. your. your.

tiddies.

they‘re illegal please get rid of them they‘re distracting me

[heterophobicleorio]

I- I’m sorry Kurapika, I don’t think I can get rid of my tiddies… have you tried not looking at them?

[nothomophobickurapika]

you’re not physically here, so even if you did, they‘d still be there, in my mind…

[heterophobicleorio]

….have you tried not thinking about them

[nothomophobickurapika]

teach me how.

[heterophobicleorio]

Um? Try thinking about something else

[nothomophobickurapika]

you‘re right. i‘m thinking about woble now...thank you, leorio.

[nothomophobickurapika]

@heterophobicleorio

we need

to have a talk

[nothomophobickurapika]

just remembered the internet is real. trans rights.

[nothomophobickurapika]

Thinking about how much i love leorio

[nothomophobickurapika]

i should call leorio

.

.

.

but im not going to.

[nothomophobickurapika]

i think i might be in love with leorio

[heterophobicgon]

Hey kurapika, how’s it going? :D

[heterophobicalluka]

kurapika can i say the fuck word

[nothomophobickurapika]

of course you can say the fuck word alluka. i encourage it.

[heterophobicgon]

Anyways, how’s leorio?

[nothomophobickurapika]

i think he‘s very nice to look at.

[heterophobicleorio]

Oh really? You think that?

[nothomophobickurapika]

leorio.............