Make Me Laugh

katie - new york - 21 - dreaming big

[tropconnu]

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

[minuty]

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

Charles Bukowski (via minuty)

[notice-able]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[notice-able]

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

[living-fitness]

[transparentisthis]

[eatfittrainhard]

[coffeeforthemoon]

[dimplelashton]

so at what age do I stop getting excited when I notice I’ve made a rhyme unintentionally while speaking

[notice-able]

I love my family ❤️

[notice-able]

I love all of these people. Thanks for making my birthday so special. ☺️💕🎉 minus @slippary.

[awwww-cute]

[iglovequotes]

[notice-able]

Today, I am so lucky to say that I have accepted a position as full time coordinator at Wegmans! I am so thankful for everyone who helped me get where I am today. While I don't know if I'll be leaving my Perinton family or not, I am so happy to be given this opportunity. In addition, my favorite coworker Sara accepted the position, too! Here's to adult life!

[spockular]

LOOK AT THE DOG

— me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)

[notice-able]

Cheers to a great summer 🍻🍻