SHAZAM!

Billy Batson roleplaying blog I also post my love of him.

[sirmacguffin]

Billy Batson is very important

he must be protected

[incorrectbatfam]

Colin: On a scale from 'damn Daniel' to 'Fre sha vaca do', how are you feeling?

Jon: In between 'it’s an avocado, thanks' and 'how did you defeat Captain America', but as a solid answer I would say 'I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger'. How about you, Billy?

Billy: Probably 'road work ahead'.

Damian: I speak many languages and this is none of them.

[rockinrpmemes]

PRANK MY MUSE! (childishly)

Feel free to add a small description and add on to the scene with your muse doing one of these things WITH the symbol!!

⚾️Throw a ball at their window and break it

💩Put a flaming bag of dog doo on their porch

☎️Prank call them! ( +bonus: add the prank dialogue! )

🔫Turn the hose on them or super-soaker water gun attack them by surprise!

🍕Send a stack of pizzas to their house

🚪Ring the doorbell and run!

📃Post-it note cover their ENTIRE [ room of your muse’s choice ]

💣Set off a cherry bomb or firecracker nearby or in something or theirs 

🧂Put salt in their sugar and watch them use it

✍️Write or draw gross & stupid things all over their face while they’re sleeping

👙Soak ALL their underwear with [ a liquid of your muse’s choice ] and freeze it in their icebox!

🧻Toilet paper their house or property

🚿Flush the toilet while they’re taking a shower

👻Jump out from the dark, closet, or hall and yell BOO!

🧴Put super glue on their chair before they sit down on it, and watch them stick to it!

📢Airhorn them from behind while they’re doing something important or delicate!

[bi-wing]

ok- but Billy Batson being part of the grown ups and kids group chats, and sending screenshots of Justice League Drama ™ to the Young Justice group chat.

[tinymintywolf]

Finished up this super fun commission yesterday! I can’t wait to see the movie ⚡️

[claumschiff]

SHAZAM!

I really loved this movie and these two :’)

[misscrazyfangirl321]

You’ve heard of “Fake Dating.” Now get ready for

Fake Family

1. “This guy is being a creep and won’t leave me alone. Will you pretend to be my overprotective older brother for five minutes?”

2. “The nurse said only family was allowed back here, so I told her we were siblings. Just go along with it.”

3. “That person asked if I was your S/O. I’m sick of people not believing when I say we’re friends, so I said we were siblings.”

4. “I’m your bodyguard, but the event you’re going to does not allow bodyguards, so I’m now your sibling.”

5. “I was on a date, and the person made me uncomfortable, so I told them my parent was a cop. Only problem: My parents are dead, and you’re the only cop I know. Help?”

6. “We have a very elaborate story of how we’re related that we tell everyone when they meet us. No one has any idea that it isn’t true.” 

7. “I told someone we were siblings, but we look nothing alike, so you said I was adopted. Now they want to have dinner with my family… Are your parents good at lying?”

8. “We always joke that we’re siblings, but someone didn’t realize we were joking, so now we’re seeing how far we can carry this out.”

9. “Our organization is extremely covert, but your friends have caught me at your place a few times picking you up. I just found out that you’ve been telling them I’m your hysterical aunt who calls you every time she has a new heartbreak. Really? You couldn’t come up with a less embarrassing cover?” 

10. “Look, I love you, too, but if you keep telling people you’re my grandchild, I’m going to scream. I’m not that old, you know?”

[trcshymemes]

PIXAR’S UP STARTER SENTENCES. 

❝ Adventure is out there. ❞ 

❝ What’s wrong? Can’t you talk? ❞

❝ Hey, I don’t bite… ❞

❝ You and me, we’re in a club now. ❞  

❝ You have to swear you will not tell ANYONE. ❞

❝ South America. It’s like America…but south. ❞

❝ You know, you don’t talk very much…I like you! ❞

❝ Take a bath, hippie. ❞

❝ You don’t seem like a public menace to me. ❞

❝ What are you doing out here? ❞

❝ Please let me in. ❞

❝ Don’t touch that! ❞

❝ Well that’s not gonna work. ❞

❝ Whew! I thought you were dead. ❞

❝ Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called: see who can be quiet the longest. ❞

❝ I’m tiiiired. My knee hurts. My elbow hurts and I have to go the bathroom. ❞

❝ But I didn’t have to go then! ❞

❝ I don’t wanna walk anymore. Can we stop? ❞

❝ [ name ], if you don’t hurry up the tigers will eat you. ❞

❝ There’s no tigers in South America. Zoology. ❞

❝ What is that thing?! ❞

❝ No! Stop! That tickles! ❞ 

❝ That doesn’t even rhyme. ❞

❝ I see you back there. ❞ 

❝ Go annoy someone else for a while. ❞ 

❝ Uhhh…we’re not allowed to have dogs in my apartment. ❞

❝ Did that dog just say ‘hi there’? ❞

❝ I just met you and I love you. ❞

❝ Can we keep him/her? Please! Please! Please! ❞

❝ Can I tell you a secret? ❞

❝ Hey, why don’t you get some sleep. ❞

❝ What have I gotten myself into? ❞

❝ We better get moving. ❞

❝ You must be tired. Hungry? ❞

❝ I like you temporarily. ❞

❝ I do not like the cone of shame. ❞

❝ Are you sure I’m not a bother? I’d hate to impose. ❞

❝ You really must stay. I insist. ❞

❝ We have so much to talk about. ❞

❝ Give me your hand! ❞

❝ This is great. I finally meet my childhood hero and he tries to kill us. ❞

❝ It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. ❞ 

❝ Run, [ name ], run! ❞

❝ This is none of my concern. ❞

❝ I didn’t ask for any of this! ❞

❝ I was hiding under your porch because I love you. ❞

❝ Can I stay? ❞

❝ I am your master. ❞

❝ You are my master. ❞

❝ Let me go! ❞

❝ Scream all you want, [ name ], no one can hear you. ❞

❝ Where are you going?! I’m not finished with you! ❞

❝ I want to help. ❞

❝ I don’t want your help! …I want you safe. ❞

❝ I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. ❞

❝ Hey, [ name ]! You’re cheating! ❞

❝ Maybe I need new glasses. ❞

[theappleofaheroseye]

Sharing A Bed Starters

"Did you have a nightmare?"

"I had a nightmare."

"There's plenty of room for the both of us."

"There is not enough room here for both of us."

"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."

"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"

"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."

"Quit stealing the covers."

"Quit kicking me."

"It's better than sleeping on the floor."

"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."

"Alright. Get up here."

"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"

"Please go to bed."

"Sleep is for the weak."

"Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"Dutch oven!"

"You sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"

"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."

"I have to sleep closer to the door."

"I can't sleep this close to the door."

"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."

"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."

"We can cuddle."

"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."

[notjustakid]

@freddyfreeman

“Abandoned building first.” Billy repeats back. He matches Freddy’s gait and they start on their way.

“It is probably cause of the violence.” Whiz usually had his best interests at heart. Especially after the few times Billy hadn’t transformed quick enough and gotten hurt himself.

He’s always grateful for Freddy. Always able to bring him out of a funk. Reminds him not to jump to negative conclusions. “Thanks Freddy.”

“And then to Mrs. Wagner’s to see who he was visiting. I wonder if he played his oboe for someone there.”

[knightwayne]

Holy moley, you’re Superman! Yeah, that’s me.

[notjustakid]

Like for a starter!!

Unless I’ve written with you before it will be a first meeting one!

[courtneygodbey]

Attempted to draw my favorite super gal, Mary Marvel, in the DC Superhero Girls style, because: 

 1. I am absolutely LOVING the show!

 and

 2. A girl can dream, can’t I??

[notjustakid]

Also hi!! I’m kinda back!!

So like for a starter!!

[rpmasterlisting]

                                MARVEL  AND  DC  MASTER  LIST.

this  is  a  master  list  for  the  marvel  and  dc  roleplayers .   in  the  tags ,  please  state  your  character(s)  name(s) .   your  url  will  be  added  to  a  master  list  post .    *  IF  YOU  REBLOG  THE  POST  THEN  DELETE  IT  AND  WISH  TO  STILL  BE  ADDED ,   SEND  AN  IM  OR  AN  ASK  WITH  YOUR  INFO .

[notjustakid]

Billy jumped the fence, skirting the corner trying to get out of the guys eyesight so he could change to Captain Marvel but the other guy was fast on his feet.

He thought about changing before. Back when he saw the guy holding a knife out at a few kids. But the building had been rickety and he acted on instinct disarming and punching the guy getting his attention so the kids could get away.

But he got the attention too well and now couldn’t shake the furious man behind him.

He turned the corner and cursed his memory. It was another street down the place he was gonna hide but this one was a dead end.

The man cave barreling towards him knife out, Billy opening his mouth, when Something unusual happened.

@kitfreeman

[sexlessrpmemes]

Call me Kevin quotes

’Call Me Kevin’ quotes, because this man is funny (and deserves more subscribers), and half of what he says is pure gold, and a lot of it works really well, for starters/ask memes:

Brackets like [] are for things that make sense to be replaced by a name, either of the character being spoken to or of another character.

{TEXT} are for things that could work well for being sent as a text

Sims 4 But My Restaurant Is To Die For:

‘does no one care? dude’s on fire yo IF only anyone cared, my plan would be perfect.“

“Sorry dude *nervous laughter/normal laughter* I hate to bring this realization to ya like this.”

’'don’t interact with me, go away.”

“yeah, i know, he’s dying, i don’t care, he was only meant to be a distraction anyway.”

{TEXT} “yES, my introduction made her leave, as soon as i introduced myself she’s like: i don’t really want to be around this guy.’’

’'YES! THE DISCO SYSTEM IS MINE - and had a great price; it only cost one human life.”

“maybe i should buy a boat.”

“[they/we/I] don’t even sell drinks… you can’t even wash down your death meal.”

“food quality: normal, oh wait.. no that was the water.”

“i want to be the last thing they hear (before they die; me, playing) on this piano.”

“i forgot i have a kid here.”

“I always feel like he’s up to something… I just – he’s thinking about something evil.”

“Why do they even got this old dude running the party? It should be this old dude running the party.”

“Oh! I have an idea!” *proceeds to set a person/thing on fire*

“Why are you laughing?!” *realises it’s about someone’s death* “Oh, I like [her/him/you/them]” *laughter*

“Plus, no-one’s in there so I can get away with it scot-free.”

{TEXT} “Well, now everyone’s come inside and they’re all just watching me do this now… they’re happy about it for some reason though.”

{TEXT}“Oh, no, they’re not so happy about it anymore.”

“Wait, what? What’s wrong with you – oh, yeah, I turned them all into vampires! Of course.”

“HEY! Get down behind the counter, people can see that you’re not wearing pants!”

“[He] takes everyone’s food for no reason. [He] doesn’t even need it – [he’s] a vampire!”

“Jesus, I pay [that guy] $2 an hour…”

“This is actually a huge, generous act I’m doing here; paying [him] at all.”

“If they eat the poisonous meal, and then I drink their blood… am I poisoned?”

“I don’t even try with this stuff, it just kinda happens.”

“Sorry [folks], I hope this inconsiderate bastard dying didn’t ruin your day.”

Bad Cooking: Baked Alaska:

“Join me, on this great adventure, as we pre-heat the oven.”

“Sometimes I just eat a whole stick of unsalted butter.”

“This is about the daily recommended dose of butter. You should be getting this into your system at least every… five hours.”

“It doesn’t matter, that step isn’t important.”

“Spoiler… it actually is… very important.”

“This is a special irish plastic lemon… they’re ah, quite rare.”

“Ah! Oh! Shit, stop!” *Pause.* “its fine. It doesn’t matter.”

“It really, really matters.”

“FECK! Every time…”

“I’ve never seen a cake look this good!” *shakes the tin.* “It… kinda jiggles a bit.”

“I call this the T-Rex Technique.”

“It’s as easy as that. Wow!” ß intended as sarcasm.

“This is the saddest cake I’ve ever seen.”

“This isn’t gonna work. This is gonna be bad, I know it is. I know it’s gonna be bad.”

“That sound is fine. That sound is supposed to happen… the sizzlin’.”

*is holding a fire extinguisher* *notices [you]* “Oh! It’s fine. We won’t be needing that. We’re just gonna be lighting some whiskey on fire.”

“Wow! [name] that looks great! That looks amazing!” ß intended as sarcasm.

“You’re not supposed to look at me. That’s supposed to be someone else.”

“Please don’t fall apart please don’t fall apart please don’t fall apart please don’t fall apart – It’s falling apart, wait, hold on.”

“Oh yes. Here we go. I feel like making a sand castle.”

“You could argue that it doesn’t look exactly like as in the picture. But I would say better – some would say better. I – I would say better.”

“Now we just need to light it on fire.”

“Realistically, it should be lit on fire. It’s the only –“ *laughs* “-It’s the only reasonable thing to do.”

“That’s not – that’s not gonna survive going the other way, so that’s how it is now.”

*drinks straight from whiskey bottle.*

*pours whiskey into saucepan/whatever it’s a thing on the hob* “Why are you backing away? WHY ARE YOU BACKING AWAY??” *suppressed laughter.”

“The [Meringue] was the downfall, that’s where it went wrong. As opposed to the rest, that – that went fine. That was great.”

“Okay. Well. That went well.”

Superhot VR But I’m More Like Super Not:

“Alright, let’s get started, I’m gonna… pick up, the gun.”

“And everything goes to hell right away.”

“So I can keep moving, do the ol’… roly-poly, and then shoot him. Easy.”

“Don’t shoot me, don’t shoot me!” *takes gun.* “Aha!”

“I’m just gonna stand here, I like the compliments.”

“Holy crap this is awesome! Floppy discs are back!”

“Oh god, I’m sorry, that was a bit unfair.” *saw you and shot you.*

“I smashed my wall so hard that I cut my hand. You should’a seen the wall though. I’m like… really really strong.”

“So this is what it’s like to feel cool. It’s pretty awesome, but disappointing to know I’ll never actually be this cool.”

“This is a nice bike shop, now that I look around. They don’t have many models, though, feels like a bit of wasted space.”

“Why am I throwing ninja stars? I have guns.”

“I am not a ninja. I am an action hero. Not. A. Ninja.”

“I need ninja stars now, all of a sudden.”

“That was probably a low blow anyway. It’s probably best I fail that part.”

“Like everything else I love in life, it disintegrated in my hand.”

“I don’t know why I just tried to catch a knife… by the sharp end.”

“Well I’m not gonna get a long life. Or maybe I will!”

“Once again, I am prepared for everything.”

“I had to look around me, because I was like, ‘this is the moment something comes behind me.’”

“I’ll just swat away their bullets like they’re just flies.”

“So maybe I’m actually a super villain as opposed to a super hero. I could believe that.”

Deathly Hallows Part 1 but we frustratingly finish the game:

“What the hell – what’s going on – why are you shooting at me?!”

“Wait – this is where we choose to camp; in this nuclear waste?!” *laughingly incredulous*

“Okay, fair enough… I mean, we were in a lovely forest but, I prefer nuclear reactors too.”

“I’d love to be able to count the days of two weeks on my hands.”

“Alright, you’re – apparently freed, now? I’m – not really sure how…”

“Like, do we not have anyone else that’s out here tryn’a help people? I mean, I’ve got a pretty important mission no-one else can do, can I not be doing that instead?”

“Oh my god, this guy’s strong, they’re just reflecting off him!”

“I’m just gonna keep running, it’s honestly not worth fighting from my experience.”

“Oh, this is the one that doesn’t sound as fun.”

“Oh. It’s just a newspaper. I thought it’d be like, a weapon.”

“That makes me sad, for numerous reasons.” *laughingly, but serious.*

“I’m not undesirable, lots of people desire me.” *mulish.* *pause.* “Alright, I lied, no-one does.”

“My god, he looks eerie as hell.”

“That doesn’t even look like what she’s saying, look at her lips. I think she’s possessed… Let’s kill her.”

“I’m not tryn’a be mean or anything, I know I just sound like a dick.”

“This is a lot of people to dedicate to just watching over my grave. Wait – my grave? No, my parents’ grave, my grave comes later.”

“Are you sure? It’s not like, obvious, at all.” ß sarcasm.

“That’s actually spooky as hell, not gonna lie.”

“Y’know, the house is just exploding… casual old lady stuff.”

*laughs* “I think I just got head-butted by a snake.”

“How many times am I gonna get head-butted? And how strong’s that snake’s head; he keeps head-butting me through walls.”

“Oh! Finally! You realise something’s amiss!”

“Here. Now you’re free. If you could help me, that’d be great.”

“Like anytime I kill people they drop like, random potions, and I keep wanting to drink them, but I don’t know, it seems dangerous.”

“At least he sounded thankful, the others just seem to go like ‘oh, cheers.’”

“Thank god the dead don’t know how to use stairs.”

“Like, what are you even doing? One, they’re not coming in, and two, you’re hitting the wall.”

“Sometimes you just gotta live with the consequences of your actions, y’know? [I] can’t always come save you. Even if [I] do have a bazooka.”

“Yeah, I think so too! Please!”

“Let’s see if you can handle it, then.”

“Oh. Okay, maybe you can.”

“Let’s choose the worst possible place we can find.”

“I mean, it’s nice and all, but it’s no nuclear waste, am I right?”

“Spiders I just ignore. Because they’re losers, and they have too many legs.”

“Is he following me? Or, is this following him? Either way, he’s got a lotta hazards to deal with, because I am not dealing with any of them.”

“Ah, thanks for just standing there.”

“I’m just gonna start nuking these snakes.”

“What are you doing?”

“Yeah, I think we can beat the rock.”

“Yeah but you don’t need to scream or – or do anything, to be honest, I think you’ve just won by being human.”

“The only thing good about this is hearing [] in pain. That’s the only thing that keeps me going.”

“Don’t bother attacking them buddy. They’re already dead. Just like my love for you…”

“Oh come on now don’t exaggerate, I was fine. [] just kinda stood there.”

“You’ve changed since you came back, [], you used to just be pathetic… now you’re pathetic and mean.”

“Why does [] have all these dead people in [] front yard?”

“Now even the guy try’na explode the side of the house isn’t hurting me.”

“What?! We didn’t even do anything, we just [exploded] and [died!]”

“You had about ten minutes to figure out who I was in that fight.”

“Yeah, just shout my name. Really makes messing up my face worth it, doesn’t it?”

“Yeah I’m gonna blow this house apart.”

“Ah, this is gonna be traumatic, isn’t it?”