Farfelue

(Header from a Gérard Di-Maccio's painting)

[drmace]

If anyone ever asked Gortash about it, he'd probably say something like this

[dramatic-dolphin]

who let biologists play dnd

[skyrim-forever]

the elder scrolls is like a tab i keep open forever on my phone, constantly ruining in the back of my brain

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[bohemienne6]

i just love gortash so much like. how can you hate this man. he puts orphan bombs in teddy bears for fucks sake. his villain origin story was getting sold to andrew lloyd weber. he dresses exactly like a 50-year old visual kei has-been let loose in hot topic would dress and crushes it every day. he's the ultimate wifeguy and the worst person alive. im kissing him and shoving him down the stairs

[songsomi]

[lily-belladonna]

I find it really funny whenever I read a gortash smut and they talk about his bed because

If this man were to get pussy it is not on his bed

[farfelue]

Here goes my weekend. 😒

(From "Grim Legends 2 : Song of the Dark Swan")

I love point&Click games, I used top play so many when I was a little child (King's Quest 7 was my aboslute favorite). It's almost cringy in a very good and healthy way ♥

I didn't allow myself to love this type of stuff when I was a teenager due to peer pressure and my own "maturity". I was still bullied and everything anyway.

So now I enjoy it all : give me Barbie Movies, shiny purple and emerald stone, young lady saving her sister and the realm ! I have a deficiency in whimsy, I need to fill it !✨💖💖💫💫

[animentality]

[frogadir]

[farfelue]

Today’s word is Tapestry. I didn't know how to draw Kettle so I did a bird in reference to her sister. I really like how I drew the Fool as a rabbit (the idea of an animal changing colour through seasons + the black&white theme is perfect for him), and also Starling's details and Buckkeep. This is highly inspired by a brodery I have at home. I love it so I am glad I did something referencing it

[kaijuerotica]

small ferret you will ALWAYS be iconic

[eden-falls]

does it bother you? she asked me.

i did not ask her what she meant. strange to say, no. you are you. fool, lord golden, amber, and beloved. you are you, and we know each other as well as any two people can.

beloved, she said, and smiled sadly.

[klamv-art]

Fitz with his ma, I love them so much 😭😭

[willgrahamscock]

nowadays porn will have some of the craziest cirque du soleil positions but nothing will ever be hotter than a 3 minute dry hump

[willgrahamscock]

like yeah your overproduced video where you suck it sideways upside down pretzel style is impressive but I’m a bit concerned for your spine and that one video from 2002 at 420p resolution between a couple that breaks up twice a week humping each other had me at minute 2:08

[willgrahamscock]

also where’s everyone’s bush?

[lebagelgirl]

Its done! It took three months, two yards of fabric, and a thousand feet of wire but its done! Thank you @pride-knightess for being a large inspiration <3

Also face reveal ig

[pride-knightess]

Oh my god this is amazing! Equal parts awesome, impressive, and gorgeous!