How Embarrassing! WTF! Holy Hell!

The things that you are scared of, IRL.

[miiriya]

[niggazinmoscow]

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

[hardstoplucas1]

When that one family member that you don’t know interrogates your life

[notjustmyimagination]

Tips for those who know people with social Anxiety#1

If they shyly say that they don’t have anyone to go/sit with at a public event, invite them(if you want them to be there with you, or very politely explain why they can’t if you aren’t gonna be there or don’t want them there) remember that they are likely very anxious when it comes to things like this, and will notice if you lie to them if they show up and you contadict what you said.

[tranarchist]

They did surgery on a grape

[notjustmyimagination]

They did surgery on a grape 🍇

[memescomedy]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind.”

—

Nagulb Mahfouz

[notjustmyimagination]

Response to “I ship it”

When someone says “I ship it” in regards to you and a friend and you don’t ship it just reply with

“I sink it.”

[im-crazy-in-love-with-them]

Not love at first sight,

But a familiarity.

Almost like your heart says

“Ah, there you are…

I’ve been waiting for you”

Almost like your brain says

“Ah, there you are…

I’ve known you my whole life”

Almost like your soul says

“Ah, there you are…

I’m glad I found you again”

No, it wasn’t love at first sight,

But it was a familiarity I’ve never felt before.

[soundsofmyuniverse]

[lolmemez]

I’m right aren’t I

[notjustmyimagination]

Ummm......Ooookaaay...

Was talking to my crush a today and he was talking to me about how there was a girl he really liked who he wanted to kiss but wasn’t able to, I asked him

“What’s stopping you?” Hoping he was talking about me.He walked up to me, gave me a hug, then walked away(probably to his crush).

And that’s the story of how my heart crashed and burned.