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@notmadam
i don’t know if i’ll ever be enough, i’m throwing in my chips, i guess i tend to push my luck and ultimately i believe we’ll be okay it’s so cliché to say these things, but repetition is a key.
sorry for the absence. i brought my puppy home a couple days ago and she needs constant attention so she takes up nearly all of my day, since i’m getting no help at all. i haven’t been able to write or barely open my laptop more than once or twice a day. plus i’m moving to fl this upcoming weekend, so my schedule is going to be more hectic than usual. i was going to say i’ll try to be here and write as much as i possibly can with the time i have, but after typing all this out, i’m probably going to have to place all my blogs on a semi-hiatus! i should be back to a sort of normal schedule by next week!
ofstxrdust:
I’m always scared that I ship things more than my partners and I don’t wanna be annoying like if u ship something you need to straight up tell me or I will live in a constant state of stress that I’m accidentally forcing s ship on you or something
Vanderwood: Bang! Gotcha heart!
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vanderwood cares about and prioritizes seven thanks for coming to my ted talk
septenii:
Does that mean you’re gonna put on a dress and prove it to me?
not even if you paid me. i would have to get really drunk for that to work. besides, i’m more fit than you, so--- we’re different sizes.
notmadam
Ladies, ladies, there’s no need to fight. I think…
listen vanderwood literally just opened up the front cam and snapped a quick pic w/o even posing and he looks like a greek god so he has all y'all beat!!!!! jfkdsFDHDh
guys look at this picture of my hot maid Mary Vanderwood 3rd
and here i thought i couldn’t possibly be any more disgusted by you...
...and...not to brag or anything, but i would definitely look better in that outfit than you. just saying.
noqueens:
[ mc ] : oh , just the usual , you’re his maid , you bow down and clean for him on a daily basis since he’s really messy … you yell a lot , speak several different languages [ mc ] : i assume for his job . please take care of him ; he’s kind of a dingus at times u kno [ mc ] : mc is just … me . its hard to explain and im not rly in the mood 2 tbh . just call me MC nd we’ll b good dw [ mc ] : ofc ^^ its always rly cool to meet someone who isn’t afraid to get what they want [ mc ] : are u always there with 707? it seems a bit tirin [ mc ] : i mean i love the kid but i feel like it would get a bit tiring esp. someone of your caliber [ mc ] : i mean that in the not rudest way possible
[707] : bow down??? [707] : excuse me?? [707] : ahh my hand is suddenly itching for my taser ;;; [707] : I only clean because he can’t focus on his work with such a mess around him [707] : and my obligation is to make sure he finishes his work, no matter what [707] : why he continues to make the mess is beyond me... [707] : he enjoys torturing me, I think (。•́︿•̀。) ;;; [707] : I can’t deny the last two... lol [707] : though, less yelling and more nagging, in my opinion [707] : But...of course. without me around to take care of him, keeping him fed and such, I think he’d probably have wasted away by now [707] : That’s something I couldn’t bear to let happen... [707] : Ah- sorry I brought it up... ^^ ;; [707] : Not always... I practically live here by now, but I still have other assignments outside of 707 [707] : you’re right, though ;;; [707] : he really drives me up the wall sometimes... lol
“Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.”
BAD PICK-UP LINES. | ( accepting! ) ↳ @yoodere
WITH A BROW RAISED, he tentatively reaches out to feel the fabric of the man’s shirt, casually sliding his hand down his clothed chest, as if that wasn’t a weird thing to do. okay. ❛ yeah, no. that’s definitely cotton… ❜
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“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
“ so , i’m assuming that everything luciel has told us about you is a lie . which is not a surprise . ”
@notmadam // s.c.
❛ KNOWING HIM FOR AS LONG as i have, i really have no doubt he has fabricated some preposterous, out-of-this-world LIE about me. i’m relieved you recognize most of what he says is complete bullshitting. i’m almost afraid to ask ---- honestly. ❜
noqueens:
[ mc ] : oh worm? [ mc ] : rn’t u the maid or something LOLOLOL [ mc ] : yes get his ass into gear :triumph: he’s a worse procratinator than me [ mc ] : but nyways, its nice 2 meet u vanderwood. im mc ! u sound kickass already ur my favourite here
[707] : I don’t know what all he has told you... [707] : I’m his superior. [707] : not a maid ;;; [707] : even though he does treat me like one -_- ;; [707] : Nice to meet you as well, mc. [707] : is that some kind of nickname? or your initials? [707] : and lol ;;; [707] : Thanks for noticing! ^^
just a small psa that van is in love with seven. and yes, he knows he’s a dumbass for it but it can’t be helped! bye!
I’m glad I have a lot of work these days, but I’m sad because I can’t draw many fan art.😂