not my first rodeo, might be my worst rodeo. @doctormichaelaquinn - Tumblr Blog

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

#lol tag

dogpuppy

#lol tag #fun fact this is what they teach you in pelvic floor PT

v-i-v-i-b-l-o-g

It would be fun to do something like this with other characters, like there's a new cover every month, with Roy, Risa, Ling, etc., but something tells me that I'm going to fuck up hard.

I finished this one out of pure enthusiasm from the fact that I finally managed to draw the sole properly.

#fmab #fmab fanart

redstonedust

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

#lol tag

evidently-endless

being offered ai at every turn

lazuelazuli

We are all Giles.

#Giles would have been AI's number one hater #convinced there was something demonic going on

rabbiteclair

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

#lol tag #chronic illness diaries

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

#lol tag

vampirewillowrosenberg

This can't be fucking real oh my god.

#this news hits me like a brick ☹️#anthony stewart head

buffycaps

drunk giles: a progression

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER - 4.20: The Yoko Factor

#rupert giles #btvs

yviisxo

rest in peace to this diva

#😢#anthony stewart head

assflat

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

#lol tag #pretty close to actual conversations I've had tbh

gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling