Robert Robertson III

Dispatcher of the Z-team

[notmechaman]

Hey, I'm Robert. Prism said it'd be funny if I had a Tumblr, whatever that means but I'm here to stay for the time being, though I'll be working most likely.

Feel free to send me dispatching work, I'm already overworked as is anyway. If you do want to send in missions for my team just put it as '🗯️ + your message'.

(( Ooc, Tags, Rules/DNI Below !! :0) ))

HARRO!! Mod Here ,You Can Call Me Whatever Seems Fit, Not Really Picky With Names My Text Will Appear As Pink When I'm Ooc In Posts And I Sometimes Sign Off With A ':0)'

My Robert Leans In A More Satirical Sense ,But I Don't Mind The More Long Form Ones, Though Note That I Don't Usually Interact First .So Please Feel Free To Interact With Him However You Like

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Let's Start With Tag Guides !!:

#mecha man posting → General Posting/Non Asks !! #ask mecha man → General Asks !! #dispatching work → Self Explanatory !! #longform → Longer Form Rps !! #ooc post → Also Quite Self Explanatory !!

I Also Tag Stuff Under Reblogs With The Corresponding Character That Roberts Chatting With :0)

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I'm Open To OCs, Duplicates ( Including Robert Dups ) And Magic Anons .Fuck Shit Up See What Happens .I'm Also Very Much Open To Shipping Him With Anyone I'm Comfortable With

My DNI Is: Pedophiles, Pro/Comshippers, Zoophiles, Necrophiles, Racists, Ableists, Israel Supporters, Trump Supporters, Anyone Who Actively Uses Generative AI

Crazy Shit Happens Here And I Don't Have Many Rules ,But Please Don't Take NSFW Asks Too Far.. Depending On What Kind Of Ask It Is In General I May Or May Not Respond To It , Please Don't Take It Personally

I'm Nawt Open To Roleplaying Inside DMs It's Just My Personal Preference ^^;;

↑ To Be Added

[golem-gravy]

OOC:

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM AUSTRALIA

[notmechaman]

HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM PHILIPPINES!!!!!

[notmechaman]

Yeah sure I'll cook meth with you, Sonar.

[notmechaman]

I'm not saying you pick favorites..

But who is your favorite on the Z-team?

Not to be corny or anything but.. I feel like all of them are my favorite. They might be my favorite hero team of all time, point blank as simple as that.

Except for Flambae. Suck my ass Flambae.

[notmechaman]

Robert, im going to be buying this little lady soon and need advice

What name should i give her? :3

Blank.

[notmechaman]

Waterboy boldly said that people who vape are pussies without knowing prism vapes and now i fear she’s going to put his balls in the shaper.

I wouldn't say that in bum fuck Tumblr in general.

[punch-up]

Outta curiosity

Did you know Robert ( @notmechaman ) dating another version of himself?

Yep, i did. 🤷

[notmechaman]

I'm also dating Twinkies.

And I'm married to a rock.

[coupe-degrace]

You got married?

[notmechaman]

I'm more surprised than anyone else.

[notmechaman]

I thought the rock divorced you for cheating on it

We're in a very happy polycule, what are you on about?

[punch-up]

Outta curiosity

Did you know Robert ( @notmechaman ) dating another version of himself?

Yep, i did. 🤷

[notmechaman]

I'm also dating Twinkies.

And I'm married to a rock.

[notmechaman]

pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?

-🌓

I wouldn't know an Aaron if he shot me in the face. No, I'm not Aaron.

[notmechaman]

Yeah.. Because I can see up close- I just can't see fair away...

Hm. Have you tried squinting?

[notmechaman]

Robert i've lost my glasses :(

I'm sure you can find them considering you typed this out specifically for my blog.

[notmechaman]

Thank you I love you so much you're the best thing that's ever happened in my life

Aoufhhhh fan brrrrrrrrr

· @shadedinks

Can't believe I received this much affection over a fan... I love you too.

[notmechaman]

PLEASE please let us share the fan please I'll give you anything you want a kiss a bite more whatever just let me share the fan with you (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

· @shadedinks

You don't have to give me anything, I'm just doing this so you won't die of heatstroke.

[notmechaman]

Robert i'm dying here it is so hot out save me my love

– @shadedinks

We can share the fan together..

[notmechaman]

Looks at u with my small beady eyes

It's just standing there.. menacingly.

[sdn-lupersonic]

did the shock fuse the three of you together…?

Is that a thing that can even happen?

I don't feel particularly more evil than usual, so I suspect not.

[notmechaman]

...How would that work anyway?