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Anna -- New Jersey, USA -- Sarcastic office person by day -- Epic procrastinator and pretend adult by night -- See my bio page for complete list of fandoms and obsessions (also it’s out of date) -- I reserve the right to make sense -

[ghostinthebathroom]

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

[themainspoon]

Me (in my head): There's no way that he'll ever work out that I've duct-taped the murder weapon to my crotch and concealed it under several layers of underwear. It's stupid enough to be impossible to even consider, because why would anyone ever do that? This is the perfect crime and I've definitely gotten away with it.

Columbo: "Oh, and speaking of tucking, just one more thing,"

[lovergf]

haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha

[undeadhousewife]

[3psboyd]

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

[fionn-o-nassus]

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

human diplomat: [laughs at joke]

vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[emery-matsushita-vt]

I Got A Degree In Party Rocking

[boiledegghole]

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

[princessbonecrimes]

h/t to emilyscartoons

[systlin]

Every time I see bullshit about women never EVER being able to beat men in any sport, I think about how in martial arts classes I, a cis woman, 5' 8" and 145 pounds, regularly beat the tar out of 6' 2" 230 pound cis dude weightlifters. One guy ragequit class. He came in cocky as hell and talking the standard bs line about how a woman simply never could beat a man in a fight because they're physically weaker and our instructor was like. Okay. Put the pads on you're sparring her. Yes, her, the one 4" shorter and 100 pounds lighter than you.

It wasn't close I beat the pants off that man, and others like him. I did it more than once. Some guys got humble and stayed. One guy got angry and stormed out.

And I think about that every fuck damn time I hear that bullshit, which seems to be all the fuck over the place these days. Oh, women are just fragile little soft delicate flower creatures who can't do ANYTHING and could NEVER compete with big strong manly muscular strong MEN.

I think about driving that dude into the mats and seeing the brutal reality of this big dude's misogany meet the realization that a woman was beating his ass literally that second, that none of his strength could stop the fact that I'd just hip thrown him facefirst into the mats and that had I actually connected with the axe kick to his neck I would have crushed a bunch of important shit and he could not stop me, and his whole psyche collapsing like a dying star in that moment.

Anyway, don't ever fall for it, ladies, and there's absolutely no goddamn reason to get your knickers in a twist about trans people in sports.

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[casualcryptid69]

RICK BERMAN WHEN I CATCH YOU

RICK BERMAN WHEN I CATCH YOU

RICK BERMAN WHEN I CATCH YOU

RICK BERMAN WHEN I CATCH YOU

[myenterpriseisparked]

I hope every January 29 Brannon Braga hides in his home as we parade the streets praising his monster.

[transhuman-priestess]

Brannon Braga’s transformation fetish lives forever.

[transhuman-priestess]

It isn’t just threshold. Brannon Braga wrote first contact and despite the best of both worlds, first contact is the first time we see the Borg assimilating as a matter of course.

I’m not criticizing Brannon Braga. Brannon Braga created me.

[foone]

List of Brannon Braga episodes that focus on TF:

TNG Season 4: Identity Crisis. An alien parasite has been turning humans into aliens, and it nearly happens to Geordi

TNG Season 6: A Fistful of Datas. A holoprogram is corrupted and all the characters turn into Data, while Data turns into a cowboy.

TNG Season 7: Genesis. The entire Enterprise-D gets TF'd into animals, minus Picard & Data.

Voyager Season 2: Threshold. Tom Paris goes so fast he becomes a lizard, turns Janeway into a lizard, they have lizard babies together.

Voyager Season 4: The Killing Game (parts I and II): Aliens stick the Voyager crew in a holodeck and assign them new roles, which results in some cross-species TF and

Voyager season 6: Unimatrix Zero. It's a borg episode, and several crew members get partially assimilated.

and of course, the movie Star Trek: First Contact, which involves the borg assimilating and the Borg Queen turning Data human.

Outside of Star Trek, he also produced Threshold, the series, which is about an alien signal that transforms humans into monsters.

[transcyberism]

foone I love you and this addition is great, but, did you just know this offhand?

[foone]

nah I looked up the list of episodes he wrote on Memory Alpha, the trek wiki

[combobulatedprognosticator]

[penny-anna]

the thing w Threshold is we don't actually know Janeway gave birth to those babies. they're hyperevolved salamanders who knows how they reproduce. *smacks roof of episode* could be mpreg

[great-and-small]

Never leaving this place- Happy Threshold Day!!!🦎🦎🦎

[crystal-mouse]

HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY THRESHOLD DAY LIZARDS!

these guys are 30 today!

29th January 1996- 29th January 2026!

[reginaldbroccoli]

I really love Janeway, but you know who would never leave behind his mutant lizard babies? Benjamin Sisko. 

He would love those lizard babies. He would teach those lizard babies to play baseball.

[trupie]

Yes. All the yes.

[laurelhach]

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (April 14th, 2015)

[reimenaashelyee]

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

[caliharte]

It never gets old and it always makes me cry.

[weshallbekind]

@ilgalantuomo ❤️

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

[deejaycoldcuts-deactivated20260]

I’m never wrong

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[thedevilsrain]

every single translator: get his ass

[fluffmugger]

Hungarians: What ass?

[moefug-lyte]