THE IMMORTAL.

affiliated with citta.

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☆ . the way the other perks up immediately is quite amusing. you’d think he hasn’t eaten in days. “well, there’s fast food places on like every corner here. it’s real great when ya’ can’t cook worth shit. my guess is that it’s probably a kfc or some kinda chicken place. popeyes? uh… the other one that escapes me? you hungry?”

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he hasn’t eaten in a while, but he’s been trained to hold on in case of lack of food, so he can try to manage. “Huh, I’m kinda more old-fashioned. Never had any.... ‘fast food’, yeah.” he was from a universe where the times weren’t up to date, he’s probably never had any proper chicken. “Sure, I still gotta get used to this place and I’m pretty hungry.” he’ll just let leon lead the way.

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♒

Send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours!

“Do I look like an idiot?” sugimoto wanted to find out what the latest trends were, he looked so old-fashioned and out of place, so he wanted to see the stores guided by leon. sugimoto wasn’t all too confident he looked good in this... outfit. he wasn’t really sure what the theme of it was, but still... “You could rock this, but I don’t think I can...”

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Send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours!

A mix of nsfw, crack, fluff, angst, etc.

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YOUR LOVE TYPE: The Protector (INFJ)

In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship. You have an ideal clearly in your mind. For you, relationships are nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls. You don't take anything lightly.

Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in. You don't want to have or be anyone's second choice. However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself. You don't want to give your all until you're entirely sure. Best matches: ENTP and ENFP

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“ Stop staring at me like that. “

there are times where he just zones out, and he just doesn’t pay attention. sadly, someone seemed to be at the end of his gaze, and he was a bit shocked he was called out on it. “Sorry. I was zoning out.” he rubs the back of his head. “No need to be rude about it…” he says, in a lower voice.

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ʘ‿ʘ he is a v beautiful man Ok

Send a ‘ʘ‿ʘ’ if your muse finds my muse attractive.

covers his face with his scarf. “T-Thanks.” he’s blushing. a bit.

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ʘ‿ʘ

Send a ‘ʘ‿ʘ’ if your muse finds my muse attractive.

“…Thanks, you’re really pretty too!” he’s a bit bashful.

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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

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twitter drop kinda

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like for a starter, caps at five.

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Send a 'ʘ‿ʘ' if your muse finds my muse attractive.

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twitter drop kinda

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Misc. angst starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Why didn’t you tell me you were in the hospital?”

“I’ve been alone my whole life…”

“I thought you were different.”

“Everything is falling apart!”

“The police said they couldn’t find anything…people are dead!”

“I can’t believe this is happening to me again.”

“What did I do to deserve this?”

“Listen to me! Everything is NOT going to be fine!”

“I don’t know who to trust anymore.”

“I cried so much last night that I dried out my face.”

“You just make everything worse.”

“We were supposed to be friends, and now we’re not.”

“Are you going to rip my heart out again?”

“Just go. I’d feel better.”

“…what are you covered in?”

“Nothing I do is right, apparently.”

“There’s got to be a way out of this…I just can’t find it.”

“How can I tell him/her/them the truth? I’ve told so many lies.”

“You’re nothing but a liar.”

“I’m not going to turn my back on him/her/them!”

“You don’t have to stay. I understand.”

“Don’t think I’ll forget about this.”

“You just don’t understand what it’s like.”

“I’d die happy if I could just get my revenge.”

“I didn’t CHOOSE this! It’s just my life, okay?!”

“Come on…don’t die on me..”

“Just because I put on a smile doesn’t mean I’m happy.”

“Your mouth tells me one thing, but your eyes tell me another.”

“I’m not the person I want to be.”

“Why couldn’t you just be careful for once in your life?”

“My heart is darker than the night sky.”

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Strike a jojo pose

dad?

[puppeteeriing-deactivated202501]

high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

[maria-ruta]

did redraw of THIS vine yesterday

and today i draw a sequel where everyone gets a waffle…

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

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Every time I do this I get weird af anons n I love it 🐝🐝🐝