unicorn of justice.

murphy | twenty-eight | australia

[veturdraugur]

Armor? Fresh.

Baby? Saved.

Character? Developed.

[neverloumandover]

black sails nine nine

[notmump]

strong mood.

[notmump]

list of my coworker's best jokes, as recorded by herself for posterity.

[allthingseurope]

Florence Cathedral, Italy (by Thierry-Photos)

[notmump]

a story

[yazzydream]

I took your family? Who do you think had more taken from them, when you shot 20 ccs of liquid dream killer into my daughter? She was Ricks’ daughter, Jerry. She had OPTIONS! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey but you’re a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims—that’s how you survive. I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, And you survive because people think, ‘oh this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break. I can’t stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I guess I’ll hire him or marry him.’

[mysticalfantastical-deactivated]

You’re fucking cool! And you’re smart! And I bet we could’ve hung out and shit… And I hope you get to be a full fledged Vindicator. Do me a favor and don’t let them know I got emotional. You can tell them one thing, tell them I said- Oh fuck okay. I just shit myself. Okay, later.

[heathyr]

sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse

[type-unboxed]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[notmump]

this is the third week in a row that i’ve lied to my mum about getting a haircut and it’s not like i don’t see her??? i’ve seen her every week??? i’m seeing her today??? this lie serves no purpose???? i’m not even trying to grow my hair out or anything i really want a haircut but i am Anxious And Tired All The Time and just haven’t gotten around to it

[urogiri]

RICK AND MORTY  - SEASON 3 OPENING

[notmump]

so i recently acquired a tiny friend.

[itsagifnotagif]

[futurejimcroce]

i don’t fuckin blame her but honestly this is so embarrassing for our country

[laughoutloud-club]

How episode 8 starts

[deejay]

They told us there was no God but… God was here the whole time

[babyanimalgifs]