And this is the person TEACHING the seminar...
(A frantic guest rushes to the desk.)
GUEST: Oh please, oh please, oh please. Do you have a staple? CONCIERGE: Sure!
(Concierge hands over a stapler.)
GUEST: Thank God! These are my good pants and they’re coming undone.
(Guest proceeds to staple pants together to hold them up.)
GUEST: You’re a life saver. I’m teaching a self-help seminar upstairs and I don’t know what I would have done if you didn’t have stapler for my pants!









