i'm too gay for this

teddy altman | married | he/him so gay i married wiccan @allpossiblerealities

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you are the absolute cutest lump <33

good :3

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allpossiblerealities replied to your post: i have become the Lump™ and i love it

you’re an adorable lump

am i the cutest lump?

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i have become the Lump(tm) and i love it

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uhhh i can’t be the best??? you’re the best. but i will give you all the back rubs <33

you’re the best for me, so that makes you the best <3

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I love you too <3 C'mere, let me rub your back.

:* you’re the best 

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you doing okay, honey?

yeah just tired

also i love you and im going to lay on you

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have i ever shown you this picture of my cat

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being space king is fun only sometimes

the rest of the time its not so fun

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that’s gonna get real messy real fast

well good, i like messy ;)))

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anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..

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i’ll just take shots and kiss em into your mouth

ill keep my mouth closed so you have to drink at least some of them

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Do I ever really play fair? ;))))

no you dont

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I bet I could get you drunk, honey. ;)

baby that’s not fair

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NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO WORK

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i will not get drunk! never ever ever

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Never have I ever kissed Billy in the pale moonlight. Another shot bro

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IT WONT WORK

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i will not get drunk! never ever ever