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@notrupi
i said to god in heaven "can i please have big badonka donk when i go to earth please mister god daddy"
and he said "sure i guess"
but then he lowkey scoffed and under his breath he was like "gonna make you use it for hellish ibs poops tho"
and i was like "...wait what"
and he was like "...that's for being gay"
and i was like "wait i’m wha-"
and then i was born
i welcome any blessings this hellworld has left in it to spare for me
fuck it
i claim any and all peace and delight that this timeline has in store for me
can’t hurt
sitting in my new little apartment, eating my little ramens, doing my ironic little self care regimens, re-watching episodes, pirating DBT manuals, trying not to overdose on misplaced nostalgia for times i still have nightmares about
what if i made a silley littel joke huh you’d probably like that huh too bad bucko not gonna sing and dance for you just because you willed it i am my own person i don’t have to make the funnies i am not conscripted to the comedian war knock knock? more like frigg off no jokes for now leave a message at the beep or keep scrolling beep
your name
perhaps i could move on with more grace if it wasn't for their beautiful name ;
our names together inseparably woven in my head like the lovers in well-loved literature -
romeo and juliet, bonnie and clyde, daisy and gatsby, hamlet and ophelia, catherine and heathcliff, [redacted] and [redacted]
one without the other seems wrong
one without the other feels a half-truth
oh [redacted]. i begged to any and all powers that could possibly be whether i believed in them or not to have reason to speak your name with love, with soft, with tender again -
i promised my soul to anything willing to take it just to remember once more from our good times the way your name felt in my chest before i spoke it -
when i meant it like a promise -
when i meant it as a vow -
when it was my favorite sound to moan
i am beginning to learn again how to enjoy solitude as more than just a hiding place
oh i also meme post and reblog non-poememe stuff over at @sadminposting
<3
what if atlantis is actually us from the future after the consequences of global warming floods the earth and it's been a prophecy this whole time that we've ignored
look at this point it's either check up on them or give myself bangs and i don't know which is worse
me realizing having a tumblr means i can FOLLOW YOU ALL BACK and going through adding everyone like
i know my vulnerability despite what i've been through is a strength -
but sometimes it feels so much like a weakness
it feels like a tap that will never turn off
it feels like a flood
it feels like the cut and the gash and the blood
her hair, golden in the wind her skin, peaches and whipped cream her eyes, warm and comforting and Tumblr Dashboard Blue
hello binches i am finally here