ive never been one for “dating” and “romance” but if he has a third eye, fangs and enormous curly horns then a bitch might just swipe right
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ive never been one for “dating” and “romance” but if he has a third eye, fangs and enormous curly horns then a bitch might just swipe right
Eddie Brock after realizing Venom was still alive.
Oh boy do i loooooove knots!!! I gotta draw dog cocks more often, lmao.
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Why don’t you come over and we can have fun playing games as I ride your massive dick
Pretty please if you don’t wanna do anything just sit back and I’ll do all the work
full view of that werewolf!eraad from the themed commissions post :) please consider placing an order if you’d like to see my interpretation of your character as a werewolf!
Those must have been some powerful nudes…
Hope everyone’s about to have a pleasant 4th! (or for the rest of you not in the states, just a good ol’ week)
I had to share this guy, sporting one of our new styles we’re calling Chromagasm. This individual won’t be for sale, but there will be quite a few toys like him at the next drop! Some that we’ve teased a little already.
Be sure to join us over at Dread The Empire this thursday, 7-5-18, at 5pm CST.
Presenting our newest toy, the Leviathan! This beast packs a ton of girth into an incredibly smooth package, with no pointy bits to harass your insides. Stop by our etsy Dread The Empire to find this toy with future inventory drops!
Small Approximate Measurements: —————————————————————- Head Circumference: 4 inches Shaft Circumference: 5.5 inches Shaft Diameter: 1.75 inches Swell Circumference: 6.5 inches Swell Diameter: 2 inches Usable Length: 5 inches Total Length: 6 inches
Medium Approximate Measurements: —————————————————————- Head Circumference: 5.5 inches Shaft Circumference: 8 inches Shaft Diameter: 2.5 inches Swell Circumference: 9 inches Swell Diameter: 2.8 inches Usable Length: 6.75 inches Total Length: 8 inches
Stuffed and knotted
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A different type of hotdogging!
Big Daddy belongs to the lovely @problemlysinful
And the chump getting wrecked belongs to me~
Nah, nah. Y'all got yer dragon dicks wrong.
The features are gonna vary by species not flight:
• Tundra: Knots. Pointed head, rather thick all ‘round. Average length. Insane stamina.
• Imperial: Long, but average-width. Knotted, but with a flat head. Large balls.
• Coatl: Hemipenis. Below-average length and girth. Rounded heads. Hum contentedly during sex. Mating season sounds incredibly ominous to other species.
• Mirror: Knotted hemipenis. Pointed heads. Very rough sex. Expect scars.
• Fae: Small, slim. No distinct head. Make up for lack of size with innate magic abilities.
• Guardian: Large, ribbed. Knot-like swelling toward the base, but no distinct knot. No external testes.
• Spiral: Hemipenis, smooth and long. No disntinct head. No external testes. Very flexible.
• Ridgeback: Spines and a knot; rather large. Unpleasant for non-RB mates. Only dragons who naturally mate face-to-face.
• Bogsneak: Dick shape and number varies with mutation level. Average member resembles a shark’s. Intersex individuals more common than other breeds.
• Pearlcatcher: Horsedick. Flat head, medial ring. Slender and average length. As a species, have trouble with premature ejaculation.
• Nocturne: Shorter, but average girth. Lots of ridging. Tend to immitate other species’ mating displays/techniques. Questionable success rate.
• Skydancer: Long and slender. Slight corkscrew, similar to a duck’s. Impressive mating displays and calls. Always horny. Cloaca.
• Potato: Short and thick with a flat head. Very uncomfortable for smaller breeds, disappointing for larger. Massive balls protected with thick, leathery skin.
• Wildclaw: Barbed head, knotted base. Bite a lot during sex to make up for their lack of arm strength.
Now cum, that’s a different story: Fire dragons run hot; Ice runs cold. Arcane tingles. Water is thin and runny, Earth thick and gloopy. Shadow’s glows slightly blue in the dark. Plague’s tingles like Arcane, but that’s a toxin, not magic. Too much’ll kill a non-plague dragon. Tastes awful. Nature tastes mildly sweet, smells the best. Lightning’s is bitter, and a good conductor: fuck with caution. Wind’s is sticky as fuck, but easy to clean when dry. Light’s has no strong flavor one way or another, but there’s massive quantities of it.
Have fun y'all ♥️
male tundras are my fav to get nasty about
hey pretty girl, you lookin for a seat? i got one for ya
its ya girl gartak, idk what she is? is. is this what happens when an orc fucks a gnoll. idk but shes gay and def a girl and the pinnacle of beauty in her species whatever that is
{character is a trans lady and uses she/her no slurs thanks}
How Sex Ought To Be.🍆🍆🍆🍊🍊🍊