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[notsayferwork]

art tag | fic tag | #scenaerolith

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upper 20s/they or it/tme/i block if no age in bio

new followers unfamilliar should check out sayer podcast

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[notsayferwork]

lrb restrained shower sounds so dangerous irl. but lets close our eyes and think about svengor

[christclown]

You think that the zip ties are coming off after the scene, but I know that you really need the bondage to relax. I move you, shower you, cuddle you and stroke your head as you go to sleep. You don't need to be able to move for yourself at all.

[hemipenal-system]

petplay but the pet is the dom

[hemipenal-system]

petplay but the exotic “pet” in question was a gift or an inheritance or something from a family member, and it’s definitely not an animal you should just be allowed to have, and you’re terrified of her, and she absolutely knows that

[notsayferwork]

post tagged #rebloggable by request with zero notes sitting in a sort of erotic denial on the dashboard

[notsayferwork]

(scrolling kinkblog derisively) you'll never convince me with your lies. cumming is great. it feels great. in fact, i think everyone in the world should spontaneously orgasm right now. I'll snap my fingers, and we can all-

(angry reporter getting in my face) EVERYONE??? EVEN REALLY EVIL PEO💥hhhAHHHH.....HHHHHhhhahhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡♡

[notsayferwork]

as opposed to kinks that rely on the other person NOT wanting to have sex with you, such as being in the cuck chair, or medfet sometimes,

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[fallout-lou-begas]

what do we think the next big Body Part Of Note is gonna be, following after feet and armpits. i think ear stocks are rising but i'm telling you -- this is financial advice -- that navels could surge any day now so you should buy buy buy

[bonewarden]

Oooooh boy. I need new content soon or I’m gonna do even worse things in this little playground of mine.

[bonewarden]

still gay. still trash.

[bonewarden]

it’s fine, i’m trash.

[notsayferwork]

re the fairy wife shibari keychain post, i think its only right for her to be completely obscured

[joeyridersgutter]

“But that’s embarrassing—“

“Then embarrass yourself for me.”

[notsayferwork]

i will be honest i dont often like the THIS WILL FUCK YOU UP style "you will survive but not unchanged" etcetc warning messages esp not on the ass im reading way too much into it but i find them distasteful wrt history of sexuality&illness etc.

[bramst]