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Yeah, that sounds about right. My organ are probably dust. Shouldn’t be long until my outsides are affected. Yeah, sounds fair. We officially have dibs. Yes, and it better be made out of solid gold or we’re gonna have a problem.

notskylar

Oh, no. That's not good, your dusty heart won't be able to sustain you for much longer. I'll write your eulogy if you'll write mine? Well, if we're dead after they make the monument, I don't think we can do much. Except haunt them, maybe.

#jessica

ford-luca

Well, I’m sure they’ll be more events to take its place. Okay, don’t.

notskylar

Let's hope not. That's one of the good things about finally getting out of that place. Are you sure you still don't want a bottle? You might turn into dust like Jessica.

#luca #ya suRE #i just need a brand name

scottyfck

I have no idea but I guess we’ll find out soon. If I don’t make the transition, please call this the Jessica Scott Memorial Building.

notskylar

Where do you think you're at now? Judging from how long we've been here, I'd say you're at a solid 30%. But that's hardly fair. What if it happens to me and I don't make the transition either? I say it should be the Scott-Rhodes Memorial Building. They can erect a monument in our memories, too.

#jessica #sorYR i cannot help myself

ford-luca

Seriously? The waiter thing, still? Yeah, exactly. You seem like that type to have fun air freshening.

notskylar

It happened during one of the most scarring events of my life, so of course I remember and will constantly remind you. I seem like that type? Okay. I'm not gonna air freshen your room, though.

#luca #ok i'll patent it and you can preorder it when it's ready

ford-luca

I would have been a great motivational speaker. I could have convinced everyone that we’re all going to die. Nah Skylar, I think spreading the love is more your forte.

notskylar

Only second fitting to being a waiter, right? What, die from severe dust inhalation? You'll have to tell me who falls for that. Me? Oh, yeah, air freshening's a hobby of mine.

#luca #exactly #u can feel like a flower girl at home except without flowers

scottyfck

This place needs a good clean or I’m going to end up 90% dust by next week with the amount I’m taking in.

notskylar

That actually sounds terrifying. What would the 10% be? Would you have, like, a human head and a dust body?

#jessica #weeps softly now i'm imagining crystal as a 90% dust creature

ford-luca

I am always chipper, haven’t you noticed? Nah, air freshener gives me a headache.

notskylar

Yeah, I can't believe you decided to be a spy instead of a motivational speaker. I found one of those surgical masks laying around, so you could use that? Dust gives me a headache.

#luca #a bowl of freshener #instead of spraying it you take a pinch and sprinkle them everywhere

andybjorgman

I forgot my parents think I’m at a summer camp. Anyone know a good excuse to why I wasn’t there to greet them on visiting day because I don’t think “I’m working for a secret organization of spies and I was being hunted down by people who wanted to murder me” is going to cut it.

notskylar

My dad thinks I finally manned up, got a job, and am now happily supporting myself. Try that?

It might make for a funny story, though. Cheer up their day or something.

#zeke #(uncle olaf voice) hello hello hello #but zeke brings up a v good point

hexfck-blog

Listen, the next boy to try and pick me up with the fuckin’ line, “‘Sup, baby?” is goin’ to get their balls caught in a fuckin’ garlic press. You’re not fuckin’ cute.

notskylar

'Sup, baby?

#hex #late but w/e

ford-luca

Yup. I’m with you on that one. Is it just that the Deltas bring darkness and despair everywhere they go, because this palce reeks of it.

notskylar

The dirt's multiplying, like, exponentially. Wow, mate, you sound chipper. I sneaked in a few cans of air freshener--here, go spread the love.

#HELLO NEHA #also let's pretend he's giving him a spray thing not a boWL #luca

ford-luca

I hate this place.

notskylar

Is it because it's dark and dusty? 'cause I could've sworn it looked nicer a week ago.

#luca #hellO

#out of skylar

elisedove

Whatever is going on, I do not like it. I bet this is all just one of those fucked-up simulations and you’re all laughing at me from the other room. Ha, ha. Very funny, guys.

elisedove