Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.
“This dog is a disaster. We’ve sent him to obedience school, what, three times now? And he still won’t listen.”
“You have a new baby now. You don’t want this kind of trouble at home.”
“I’m sorry, [Name]. I know you tried. You always try, just… sometimes a little too hard.”
“Sometimes you just gotta play with others. It’s not always about being the top dog.”
“I’ll do everything I can to get you out of here.”
“I just came up out of the floor. Let’s assume I’m smart enough to know your name.”
“There’s an elite team of ____ charged with the noble responsibility of protecting mankind. We want you to join that team. This is a one-time-only offer, [Name]. I suggest you say “yes”.”
“I’m just gonna lay down here till the room stops spinning.”
“Looks like someone’s been playing fetch with the ugly stick.”
“We’re field agents, [Name]. We can’t all be desk jockeys like you, sitting around wearing ugly sweaters.”
“Nothing and no one will stop me from ruling the world.”
“Informant? Work? I do neither of these things.”
“You always have to do it your way, don’t you, hotshot?”
“No way! Did your backpack just turn into a jet!?”
“Can’t fly too well with a broken wing, can you?”
“Contrary to your belief, all cats aren’t evil.”
“You can’t begin to imagine how dangerous she is. She’ll never stop until she has her revenge.”
“You know who has a sweet setup? Cats. Talk about cushy. They’re pampered like royalty.”
“We’re on an epic quest through foreign lands, learning about each other. And a little about ourselves.”
“Why can’t you cats just go in the yard like a normal animal?”
“You’ll never find love, you know. I can tell by the way you’re sitting. So apart from the others.”
“But that takes a very special kind of ____. Someone dedicated, driven, and very angry. But at whom?”
“[Name]! You look old. And fat.”
“Tell me. Do you hate me? Do you want to chew me up and spit me out, as has been done to you in relationship after relationship?”
“Cats and dogs can’t work together!”
“Look, I can’t help you fight other villains, all right? It’s a professional courtesy thing. I’d be blackballed, laughed at.”
“What? Good luck? For the Great [Name]? An evil genius doesn’t need good luck! Although I could use a passport and a speed boat.”
“Hey, just a friendly reminder. Your mission is still to protect me.”
“[Name], you ruined everything.”
“Hey, you’re hurt. You’re coming with me to get fixed up.”
“No matter how hard I try, I just keep messing things up.”
“I learned pretty early on that the only one I could count on, the only one I could really trust, was me. That way, no one could ever let me down.”
“You know that saying, “cat got your tongue”? You’re not gonna steal my tongue, are you?”
“Call me old-fashioned, but I preferred it when we all hated each other.”
“Let’s see, some thread, some twigs, a rubber band. Scratch that! Two rubber bands! What a lucky– Wait a minute, what are we looking for?”
“This is why my landlord said no pets.”
“Please don’t judge my master plan until you’ve heard the whole thing.”
“Oh, I was hoping someone would say I’ll never get away with this. It’ll make it so much more satisfying when I do!”
“Not water! Anything but water!”
“There’s no reason we can’t save the world and get snow cones.”
“Not every red button is an off switch.”
“Amazing what you can do with a few spare parts and a thirst to destroy mankind.”
“That was your plan to stop me? When this is over, you’ll be the first to be locked up!”
“Do you feel that, [Name]? Do you feel the love?”
“I am so sorry that I didn’t stick up for you more. I promise that will never happen again. Do you hear me?”
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