SadBoiiNotSo

Just a guy being a dude

[nanapup]

this is gospel to me

[animentality]

[animentality]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[loveridden1999]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[graveb0und]

Truly I am so tired of the Assassin's Creed fandom outside of Tumblr just being like. So deeply boring.

"I played every game in the franchise. Here's what I thought about all of them." Yeah you and every other person. I see this post on Reddit at least once a week. "Rogue makes no sense." I don't care, rub your two brain cells together and make it make sense. "Here's what I think the next historical setting should be." Shut upppppppp.

You know what I want to talk about? The bad cable management in Abstergo's server room. Who the hell is responsible. Also, why are their IT people seemingly being held prisoner in basement dungeons? I want to know. And why do Templar indoctrination rituals seem to center around forcing random people to do IT maintenance? Why am I being cult brainwashed via computer repair?

Every AC game is bad and nobody in the fandom actually likes them, yes yes yes yes, can we start making 4-hour lore detective videos about unimportant shit now? I'm starving.

[staringintodarkhole]

when in Monteriggion

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[thewormlord]

Some assassins creed memes that i always wanted to make but never did (obviously not my original tweets/ posts) :3

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist