[meltymoth]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

[damazcuz]

WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[kedreeva]

A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.

More video at the source account!

[bogleech]

While snakes can sit still a very long time, this is some kind of hair algae (not moss!) many species of which grow in n fast moving streams, so the snake could have been fairly active and still grow an algae coat, which it will lose next time it sheds or if environmental conditions (like seasonal temps) change too much for this algae's liking :)

[monarobot]

Quetzalcoatl time

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's a luck dragon

[kaijutegu]

This can also happen to alligators.

[caleshairtie]

Weeeeeeeeell, in Cale's defense, he does wear black so that no one can see how much blood he ejected out after he is done, so--

[khvylovy]

rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself

[khvylovy]

rule #2 of being a child soldier is to feel enough overwhelming guilt to make those who made you one choke on it endlessly as if you are prometheus and they are your eagle

[khvylovy]

rule #3 of being a child soldier is to stare into the void until it stares back

[khvylovy]

YOU. YOU GET IT.

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[caleshairtie]

Cale be side eyeing people and his own feelings he be trying to avoid.

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[orang-urtle]

i waited to see this again

[icedandcubed]

i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea

[kaijuno]

[jartita-me-teneis]

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Thank you Project Gutenberg for being a free online source of out of copyright works that I can easily pop onto to read or reread childhood stories I can't quite remember the plot beats of and famous literature I don't end up finishing but nevertheless am grateful to have ready access to. Everyone stop what you're doing and say Thank You Project Gutenberg right now.

[orpheusilver]

im mutual

[pennaraptor]

emotional responses are deeply evolutionarily advantageous in any animals that are making complex decisions and behaviors (in many vertebrates, say) because they act as a reinforcer for a behavior. a bird taking a vigorous bath in a puddle is probably happy because if that behavior didnt elicit a positive feeling they wouldn't do it (it is dangerous to be on the ground and wet!). if an animal can feel fear, which i think is a less contested assertion to make, then it can certainly feel the opposite, that is, happy.

[pennaraptor]

Bernd Heinrich in his book Nesting Season

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere