Agatha Harkness @notthatkindofwitch - Tumblr Blog

she caught me spying on her

@notthatkindofwitch

#I'm going to kill you #ic.#interactions.

I TOLD YOU TO DELETE THA TPICTURE

forced her to put on the hat

shes so beautiful mspahdnma

@notthatkindofwitch

#or if Agnes was a cowboy #I'm not sure which is worse #ic.#interactions.

I look like an old man :(

BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

@notthatkindofwitch come get your wife please

Do you need protecting Lilia? I can come to the rescue lol

That's very nice of you, but I locked her up

Y-you locked her up?? Where??

Agatha's bedroom, surprisingly it already had handcuffs set up? Weird, but anyway. It got me thinking about how we witches have had chains around us, bounding us for so long and having to hide our identity. It's ridiculous

Oh Lili I uh. Don't know how to tell you. About the handcuffs... actually I am not the right person to ask

Oh, that's fine. Teen will know, I'll just ask him

@cansomeonetakemetotheroad

uhm! it’s probably just from when Agatha was under Wanda’s spell and thought she was a police detective… yea.. don’t worry about it!

@notthatkindofwitch maybe put your POLICE equipment away

Why are you in my house??? Maybe then you wouldn't find my "police" equipment

......do I wanna know who's locked up?

I'm poor Agatha, I'm just gonna live here cause I don't want to pay rent

Who do you think I am? Mother Theresa???

You didn't answer my question...

Your wife is drunk and being weird at my place pls come get her

get me a beer and i will

i'mk not durink youre frunk 🖕

your so hot when drunk can we have another kid please

coming to get you aggie because you cannot handle yourself

At least be tame in public spaces, you both embarras me.

irefuse toj be doemestiataed raaaaawr

Leave before i kick you out of my closet

shows wahtg yhoiu know. i already came out of htefloset

ill go into the closet to get her!

and stay there with her.

mabes bieng clsoested isn't so abd

@theeegreenwitch @notthatkindofwitch

we should go on a double date sometime! I’ll bring my boyfriend :)

Eugh... young love. Disgusting. Didn't double dates die out already?

jeez I was just tryna do something nice :( I thought it would’ve been fun…

Are you at least dragging us somewhere fun?

Real fun, I mean

@theeegreenwitch @notthatkindofwitch

we should go on a double date sometime! I’ll bring my boyfriend :)

Eugh... young love. Disgusting. Didn't double dates die out already?

Good Morning Agatha!

Can one of your boys help me to clean the disaster you rabbit made in my front yard? They are so good with flowers and stuff 👋🏻🙏🏻🤗

@nickythescratching @cansomeonetakemetotheroad

I'm not really in the business of selling out my boys, sorry.

Also. RUDE. Senor Scratchy would NEVER. Unless I told him to. I'm offended you think so poorly of me, Mrs. Hart. I'm as sweet as a lamb

@cansomeonetakemetotheroad @nickythescratching Go help Mrs. Hart. I'm sure Nicky will be a bad good influence for you, Teen

your hot can we makeout

.................................... 😳

No.

please?

"And we grab everything that is perfect

Throw it to the middle, put it on top, put it on bottom

We grab everything that is perfect

Throw it to the middle, put it on top, put it on bottom

After nine months you see the result" - É o Tchan!

That's how I was conceived, folks.

See, it all started when your mother was looking mighty fine one day, i had no other options but to- [BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]

You are an green witch, mom, I understand, you planted the little seed in mama's belly and I was born. That's how magic works.

....actually you're not too far off. Mama's beautiful little sapling

How is life as a widow?🤠

I don't wanna talk about it...

Well Todd was a good husband, but wasn't the love of my life. I miss him anyway 💔

I changed my mind, the nights are sad. So.

Depressing.

Do you want me to come play dominoes with you so you feel less lonely?

Don't be upset honey. 🫂 Just make sure you do good Okey?

Sorry, you know my mothers, I'm legally unable to be good.

@notthatkindofwitch @theeegreenwitch

Ah! Those girls. But you are a good kid Nicky, so pure heart 💜

Ms. Sharon, instead of stealing candy from children, I dip it in laxative and hand it out to the children at the school gates.

It's fun to watch them run around and learn why they shouldn't take candy from strangers.

Oh my goodness. Sorry Nicky but I have to tell on you to Agatha! Thats so mean for those kids!

We were all young once...It's just that sometimes there are limits, you know, son?

And Billy, if he ever does that I better give you some natural herbs from my garden to help you out!

@cansomeonetakemetotheroad

(do it again)

Sharon! don’t tell Agatha!, she’d probably join in and start doing the same thing… that whole family is… well you know how they are.

but I’d love to have some herbs from your garden one day :)

Oh! They are so like the other. You are welcome always in this house.

And tell me my ONLY sweet little boy! Does Agatha and Rio still together? They are so cute and the love they leave in the air! They dance tango with their words!

Nicky, sweetie, you're a genius... I'm going to the store. Don't wait up

WE DO NOT LEAVE LOVE IN THE AIR WE LEAVE HATE BECAUS EI HATE HER

I know Agatha! Love is confusing, but when you find someone who makes you happy, you can't deny it. And she's pretty. I'm going to bring you some roses so you can give them to her in person, anyone would like that. I'm graving my purse wait a second!

🤗🌹🌹🌹

DON'T YOU DARE

...paint them black

receiptsofwhiskey

Based off my blog, what other characters could you see me Roleplay as?

#ooc.#memes.

BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

@notthatkindofwitch come get your wife please

Do you need protecting Lilia? I can come to the rescue lol

That's very nice of you, but I locked her up

Y-you locked her up?? Where??

Oh Lili I uh. Don't know how to tell you. About the handcuffs... actually I am not the right person to ask

Oh, that's fine. Teen will know, I'll just ask him

@cansomeonetakemetotheroad

uhm! it’s probably just from when Agatha was under Wanda’s spell and thought she was a police detective… yea.. don’t worry about it!

@notthatkindofwitch maybe put your POLICE equipment away

Why are you in my house??? Maybe then you wouldn't find my "police" equipment

......do I wanna know who's locked up?

What does it feels to be a killer? Funny?

Come a little closer... Maybe you'll find out.

#ic.#asks.

I was talking about how I hate the stereotype of witches wearing pointy hats and scaring children but she popped up wearing this

@notthatkindofwitch @theeegreenwitch @since-51 @nickythescratching @kalekare @alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol @cansomeonetakemetotheroad @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death

That's my girl 😍🖤

.......i mean what

Is it just me or does Alice look a little off when she's drunk? @alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol

@notthatkindofwitch @theeegreenwitch @since-51 @nickythescratching @cansomeonetakemetotheroad @kalekare

oh my god! a little? why didn’t you guys call an ambulance or something…Where’s Jen? can she maybe do a potion to help the swelling??!

@alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol are you okay??

wjat dj you mean im not druhk i have high tolerance unlike her

oh my god 😭 @nickythescratching can you help me come pick these guys up? Lilia where are you and Alice right now, do you know?

Agatha's place, I'd tell her and rio but they're upstairs and i do not want to walk into that mess i hear a lot of shouting

@notthatkindofwitch @theeegreenwitch

mommy and daddy are having an adult conversation do NOT interrupt us

Get your ass downstairs alice is dying again

#// just picture the most teenage eyeroll and groan sigh ever lol #ic.#interactions.

What if I don't want to?

........fine. what did you do this time?

Is it just me or does Alice look a little off when she's drunk? @alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol

@notthatkindofwitch @theeegreenwitch @since-51 @nickythescratching @cansomeonetakemetotheroad @kalekare

oh my god! a little? why didn’t you guys call an ambulance or something…Where’s Jen? can she maybe do a potion to help the swelling??!

@alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol are you okay??

wjat dj you mean im not druhk i have high tolerance unlike her

oh my god 😭 @nickythescratching can you help me come pick these guys up? Lilia where are you and Alice right now, do you know?

Agatha's place, I'd tell her and rio but they're upstairs and i do not want to walk into that mess i hear a lot of shouting

@notthatkindofwitch @theeegreenwitch

mommy and daddy are having an adult conversation do NOT interrupt us

She's actually not that bad when she's drunk @notthatkindofwitch

wherse did youg et thisskeleton it smells like rio