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âProbably just a stupid prank gadget. This is a joke shop, after all.â
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âUmmm⊠what was that?â
âProbably just a stupid prank gadget. This is a joke shop, after all.â
âI didnât say anything, dude,â Elliot raised a hand in defense.
âFor a second there I thought you were giving me a look,â Fred said, his tone implying that he was fairly sure that he was given a look, before his voice took on a playful tone, âBut maybe that was you just checking me out.â
Like my need to be praised.
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âI am not small!â She huffed loudly. âI am pocket size and I can still punch you in the throat.â
âYou sure you could even reach my throat? Iâm 6âČ3. And hey, I called you shorty in a friendly way- itâs slang, shorty.â
âBuy you a drink? Nah, Iâll pass.â
âIâm truly wounded, pretty boy.â
âWhat was that, sweetheart?â
âWe just met and weâre already jumping to pet names? Well, far be it from me to complain.â
âSo.. you gonna talk or just stare at me until the sun rises?â
âWell, with a face like that I could just stare, but that may be a bit creepy. Iâm Fred.â
âEveryoneâs entitled to be stupid sometimes but you are abusing the privilege.â
âI like a girl with a sharp tongue, so Iâll let that comment slide.â
âI know, Iâm smartish,â he hiccuped after taking another sip of is drink.
âHave I ever mentioned that youâre my least favorite cousin?â He tried to keep a straight face, but soon started laughing, âAnd certainly not the smartest one.â
âMy entire life is a lie, Fred. A lie!â
âHey, at least you have the privilege of being friends with the most unique Weasley,â He grinned, âAs well as the best looking.â
âIâll just chop it off while you sleep. Shave you bald.â
He glanced at his friend, grinning in spite of himself, âYou do know that shaving these beautiful curls would literally cost you your life, right? I feel like you may just be jealous because my hair is better than yourâs.â
âWait shit, you donât?â Roxanne gasped sarcastically, pressing her hand to her heart. âMy whole life is a lie, what am I to do?â
âI donât,â He confirmed, then grinned, âBut at the very least, I do know that I am a better Weasley than you are, little sister.â
âSomeone said that again? Damn, Freddie, Iâm going to have to whip out the ginger dye.â
âYeah, good luck dying this beautiful âfro,â He played with his thick hair, grinning. She knew how much he loved his hair, âI wouldnât let you come near my hair.â
âYeah, but neither does your cousin Lucy. Iâm starting to think the whole red headed Weasley thing is a myth.â He joked.
âWe Weasleys are infamous for being redheads- I donât even have that many redheaded cousins,â He grinned, laughing, âTheyâre more blonde then anything, or black in my case.â
âOh, I donât look like a Weasley? What a genius observation.â
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