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Janaina Medeiros
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@nottherealajhq
they'renalways talking about hype moments and aura but why not reddit moments and saliva haha *in the corner of my mouth a trail of offcolor blue spit with the consistency of blood is trailing down my chin. my gums are stained with the same hue. it looks like i could have kissed sans on the mouth but you aren't sure
if we did a parkour video at the bingham copper mine it honestly would not even be an issue. in fact when they see us pull up in our ajhq car the miners getting the brightest smiles on their faces and a twinkle in their eyes and say come on in. and i get dirt and dust all over my boots but it's okay because i love slide!!! yay!!! yayyyy i'm slidding and slipping around!!!! never die of liver failure!!!!!! yay!!!!!!
animal jam walljumping
At the farm they used to call me twisted mcglorrgle. And they told me i could hurt amybody. I could do amytjimg i wamted to. All my teeth are wooden in another life i was george washingtons least favorite molar. My other nickname was gum diseass
pop me like a pill let me become your newest addiction lie awake at night tossing and turning from your affliction i twinkle behind the traces of glow in the dark stars on the popcorn ceiling every time you close your eyes i am bloated and nauseous and gorged on lard and swill and i know for all my friends i'm the first person they'd kill i'm no better than the chickens they decapitate i'm no more than a dream i lean towards a playground speaker phone and whisper secrets no one will ever conceive. will you suck my dick for 2 dollars
God when he did this I was constantly begging management to drag him out of his home in the middle of the night to our dark and yucky cellar where he would be suspended by countless ropes over and air fryer and i'd be laughing in a shrill voice laughing and chortling like Look like you'll be Fish and chips soon.! You're fish and chips i know you are you're carnival fried food you're Pickle slathered in batter and served for 10 dollars we're serving Bread and Butter and once the customers started lining up they'll buy an airbrushed image of spongebob to match. and when i told my subordinates about this they said it was "deviantart shit" and "gross" So well fuck my life. And fuck that polar bear. I bet he was getting it good anyways. Fucking puritan
if i told you i was an angel with golden glistening wings using my individual feathers to type on my Smart Phone would you be happy or would you feel nothing. would you want me or would the world stay stagnant. we used to keep carrier pigeons as pets
i bet making realistic santa in ms paint wasn't even that hard. god you're so fucking pretentious. you're not special. no one thinks you're special. anybody could make realistic santa if they tried. tears start welling up in my eyes. Anyone could.
do you think he's white
pretty much i'm going to get blown up like a balloon for my posts and i'm going to fly away and Yup i will be sucked into the jet engine of a plane.
has anyone seen these pictures and started imagining a world where you were born different
bowling for soup basically did know about animal jam that it was going to happen soon because in the song high school never ends (EXPLICIT VERSION. YEAH WE GET SEXUAL HERE IN ""ANIMAL JAM"") thehy mention Who is the Best Dressed. and well of course we all know that's what. that's was going to. it was going to. the game we were there and in the game we. the. They knew about it. It wafted in their visions and they inhaled in deep like a greedy fucking whore and knew what was going to come. they knew. so please don't act like they don't
the untitled room was my favorite fucking smoke spot when my life was nothing but purple flowers all in a row when i'd follow my buddies to the end of their rope pressing the same button to Follow My Buddies over and over again to get my greasy grubby hands on the secret special smoke spot and The Jammers Knew about the second hand smoke but they never stopped me. i was a king amongst common men. i went to the doctor the other day and when they looked at my lungs they told me i had inhaled a chronic amount of all pervasive darkness and purple petals just purple petals filling my lungs and i laughed and i was like Wow... The fanfic was right.... when i cough pitch black pools litter the floor. i wish the boss didn't confiscate my menthols
what me and my Coworkers look like lining up to get our pitifully small paper thin slices of the all elusive Roast Bearst this jamaaliday morning to be honest. And of course who could forget the mouse
Those hysterical squirming slimy swinebrained cucks running the fucking AJHQ offices kept denying the gnome infestation allegations when i heard the footsteps day in day out rummaging through my pantry teething at the wooden walls getting their gnome rot all over the wood and the grain gnome droppings fucking my carbs up not a single bite to eat in sight. And guess what, you delirious pigs of filth? I've finally caught one. Real footage on camera. Proof. Finding Bigfoot would be pissing themselves. Now who's the crazy son of a bitch. I've already sent this picture to every person in the corporate ladder. They won't stop denying the fucking gnome pellets scattered about every dinner and every meal that's ruined unconsumable cases of salmonella poisoning 56 injured. Fuck you all.
Where there's an invasive species, there's trophy hunters! Thank Bigfoot that birds fucking suck ass and no one likes them, AMIRITE? :)
War is hell, Jammers.
My beautiful glue factory in the Ashlands (canonized)
War is hell, Jammers.
