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[complete-clownery]

Lol (still not done but I wanna post it so bad cuz im a bit proud of this)

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Based on THIS fic by @chipper-smol @payasita

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[cassierobinsons]

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

[cassierobinsons]

[cassierobinsons]

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

[penny-anna]

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

[penny-anna]

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

[penny-anna]

actually subtler but possibly funnier scenario:

Clark wouldn't actually be absent-minded enough to tweet on the wrong account but one evening sleepily goes through and likes a bunch of tweets and the next morning wakes up to everyone screenshotting Superman's liked tweets like HUH? HUH???

[penny-anna]

it's a mix of:

political stuff Superman would NOT normally say

tweets from Clark's daily planet co-workers who are now baffled as to why Superman was reading their tweets

perhaps most confounding, random bullshit Clark likes.

[plumphelia]

He's a greedy cretin

[quesocheeso]

3am content taking me a solid minute to get out right now so uhhhh have this possessed wukong idea I had the other day💃💃💃