Don't tell me what to do

spaghettification at its finest

[thenewguy1984-deactivated202601]

I don’t want to work. I want to kiss. ☹️

[smolbruise]

[odinsblog]

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

[blind-diode]

this is the shit

[theladyjojogrant]

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

[gumtooth]

i luv when cats randomly burst into a full gallop across the house for absolutely no apparent reason. idk what ur doin or where ur goin but i support it

[psgsummers]

[45dfj6uqlnc27n2wddfbbz1ofvx0a1]

I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.

[jacktherussell]

toes

[bruce-dick-in-son]

Why is there a coyote on a bus.

[the-dog-fandom]

because they can’t drive

[nottdead]

do u remember when tumblr had two separate sides…hipster and fandom…and now it just one big conglomerate of aesthetics, cartoons, and shitposting

[menneedlovetoo-blog]

Don’t feel bad if you still wish your body looked different or if your voice sounded better or if you can’t quite love yourself yet. Self-acceptance is a journey. You’re not hopeless just because others may be ahead of you. Appreciate yourself. Appreciate how far you’ve come. You’re on your way, at your own pace.

[sweet-jammies-bro]

How to blow your cat’s mind: brush their teeth.

[uncombined]

THIS

[88floors]

Condom packaging based on different vegetable girths to help choose the correct fit - by Guan-Hao Pan

[wildcat2030]

brilliant

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I legitimately thought this was individually wrapped vegetable slices and I was so mad about it

[katblaque]

me too. i’m low key upset.

[iraffiruse]

[dnotive]

YOU CUT THAT OUT

[sushinfood]

I love this so much. It makes me happy.

[intj-confessions]

Thank you!

People have actually done studies on car faces because it influences buying preferences.

[pastel-cutie-deactivated2016030]

[happilyeverefter]

[blewthischance]

Please stop assuming that everyone who dresses outside of the binary is ashamed of their anatomy.

So you can stop giving me your unsolicited tips on how I should do softer makeup to “look better” or only wear high waisted bottoms to “have a better figure”. Please stop.

I am fully aware of my muscular stature, broad shoulders, chiseled jaw, narrow hips, and everything else that makes me look “manly”. But it’s my body. And I love my body. And I will decorate it how I please. If that doesn’t neatly fall into your heteronormative aesthetic standards that means there’s something YOU need to fix. Not me.

On that note. Peep this beauty. Normalize this beauty. Cuz it ain’t going nowhere sweetheart 😘

[paulmorristim-deactivated201901]

[deactivated-blog]

Buns.

[monsterkissed]

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t