vvhat

still not living the teenage dream

[ladytengen]

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

[viralfrog]

[frontmansdefender]

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[catchymemes]

[only-cat-memes]

[si-lee-me]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[goth-queen]

[viralfrog]

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[frontmansdefender]

[catchymemes]

[dailycatsblog]

[only-cat-memes]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]