“For one thing I keep forgetting you guys use pennies.”
“Right. You’re the kid from Canada. If it makes you feel better, I spent the summer in France and it took me a month to stop using the wrong coins.”
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“For one thing I keep forgetting you guys use pennies.”
“Right. You’re the kid from Canada. If it makes you feel better, I spent the summer in France and it took me a month to stop using the wrong coins.”
“I kind of feel a little like I am.”
“What’s wrong? Believe me, a lot of us have lost our marbles here.”
“You look like you’re completely losing your mind.”
of all the girls that ran with wolves, i was not the biggest or the strongest or the fastest. i did not become the alpha. i did not love the moon. but i never fell behind. i fought with tooth and nail. i knew what it meant to gnaw off an arm to save myself, and for that, i was one of them. so i slept in mud and meadows. i ate with bloody hands. i always pounced to kill. i always smiled to love. i dreamed of my father and my former self and i missed it no more than i missed the sun. i ran until i fell. of all the girls that ran with wolves, i was not the smartest or the meanest or the best. but god, let them know that i was loved. let them know that even now, even through six feet of dirt, i can hear them howl for me instead of the moon.
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realistic married sentence pack (p1)
or: random shit that i have said/has been said to me since i got married
❝ Put my laptop down and stop chewing on it! ❞
❝ Hail Satan! ❞
❝ I asked you to do the dishes four hours ago. ❞
❝ So you know how you talk in your sleep? Well last night you had a dream I was a three-headed llama, but despite that you still loved me. ❞
❝ Damnit the cat was in the washer again. ❞
*hears children crying and screaming out in public* ❝ are you sure you want kids? ❞
*hears children crying and screaming out in public* ❝ I can’t wait til we have kids. ❞
❝ You can’t ground our future children. ❞
❝ Of course I can ground our future children! ❞
❝ Normal couples go out, and have couple-friends, and do stuff… ❞
❝ We have never been a normal couple. ❞
❝ Baby, I will *never* feel ‘less manly’ if you ever make more money than I do. In fact, that would be awesome because then I wouldn’t have to work! ❞
❝ If you want me to get you that drink, you gotta actually let me up off the couch… ❞
❝ You call your car babydoll. You call your computer babydoll. You call me babydoll. I literally rank on the same level as your car and your computer. ❞
❝ No baby, you are way more important to me than my car and computer! ❞
❝ Who do you think is hotter: Captain America, Thor, or Star-Lord? ❞
❝ That is so unfair! You can’t make me pick between the Captain, Thor, or Star-Lord! I couldn’t possibly pick between one of the Chrises!❞
❝ I would totally bang Kiefer Sutherland. ❞
❝ Really? Of all the celebrities, you would bang Kiefer Sutherland? ❞
❝ Are you writing more gay porn? ❞
❝ What!? No I’m not writing more gay porn… ❞
❝ No you caNOT MAKE THE CAT FLY PUT THEM DOWN!!! ❞
❝ Wait- do you like… what do you call it? Ship those two characters? ❞
❝ Wait, which friend is that? ❞
“Do you ever think that maybe we’re in way over our heads?”
Icarus is flying too close to the sun And Icarus’s life, it has only just begun This is how it feels to take a fall Icarus is flying towards an early grave
"I need a nap."
“Why don’t you go home and take one, Stiles?”
//bc I am trash
Can you just find it in your heart to trust me on this one?
Teen Wolf AU:
Hogwarts houses
Yeah trust me, I r e m e m b e r.
Derek took a seat next to her, figuring that they might as well be close together if they were going to be stuck in the subway for an hour. “Are you sure?” He asked with a teasing tone to his voice, eyeing her like he was suspicious. “My mother always told me I should never trust strangers,” he smiled softly at the memory, “but I might have to take you up on that offer.”
She smiled and held the bottle out towards him. “Yes, i’m sure. Now, you’d have to really convince me to get me to share my snacks.” She teasingly held her purse like she was afraid he would root through it and take them for a moment before she put it back down. “And i’m Allison, Allison Argent. See. Now we’re not strangers. Nothing to worry about.”