Please (UNFOLLOW) Inmate Andy Morgan here (and here). True to her name, The Rebel has escaped from the facility. Best of luck out in the wilderness there, Ms. Morgan. NOVA is the only civilization around here for miles.

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Please (UNFOLLOW) Inmate Andy Morgan here (and here). True to her name, The Rebel has escaped from the facility. Best of luck out in the wilderness there, Ms. Morgan. NOVA is the only civilization around here for miles.
Oh, you want a tour, do you? You know, it’s after hours. You shouldn’t even be down here. But alright. Just don’t leave my sight, and don’t.... touch anything.
Andy Morgan his arrived
Well aren’t you a pretty package of fun and violence? {FOLLOW} her!
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Don’t let them get away! {FOLLOW} them !!
See that person in the NOVA jumpsuit? Their name is supposedly VILLIAM OBERHAUS, but everyone around here just calls them VONNEGUT. The file says HE/THEY are TWENTY-THREE years old. They just picked HIM/THEM up from URANUS, but you didn’t hear that from me. I’ve heard that HE/THEY are here because HE’S BEEN AVIDLY PARTICIPATING IN CYBERCRIME FORUMS AND SELLING HIS PEERS’ PERSONAL INFORMATION FOR PROFIT, but that’s probably a rumor. If you look at them closely they kind of resemble ÉMILE WOON, but that could just be my tired eyes playing tricks on me. (martin, 18, he/him, pst)
Welcome to NOVA Headquarters @oberhauz ! My, when I saw that we got a URANIAN that was smarter than your average bag of manure I have to say I was impressed !! My mother always told me the citizens of Uranus were hardworking, humble people-- but you don’t seem like much of a hardworker, are you? Hiding behind a computer screen? And FORGET about humble, must’ve been a thorn on the side of your community for betraying them so!! Here’s a {CHECKLIST}, don’t lose it !! I’ll see you soon, Vonnegut ~
See that person in the NOVA jumpsuit? Their name is supposedly [ANDY MORGAN], but everyone around here just calls them [THE REBEL]. The file says [SHE] is/are [TWENTY-SEVEN] years old. They just picked [HER] up from [MERCURY], but you didn’t hear that from me. I’ve heard that [SHE] is here because of [SECOND DEGREE MURDER], but that’s probably a rumor. If you look at them closely they kind of resemble [ALEXIS KAUFMAN], but that could just be my tired eyes playing tricks on me. (clay, 35, he/him, est)
Miss Morgan, welcome to Nova Headquarters @xandy-morganx ! I’ve read your file and may I say, I’m pretty impressed. Sounds like you need to be hit with a bit of reality, hmm? After all, you may be considered tough on Mercury, but a Plutonian grandmother with a handbag seem to have more feistiness than most flimsy whimsy Mercurian. Nevertheless, here’s a {CHECKLIST} while you wait for your dorm !!
HAPPY EASTER !!
May your day be filled with bunnies and candy and a damn good time !! We have decided to postpone the activity check until next week while everyone goes off to enjoy themselves . Yes, I know, we are merciful, aren’t we? I’ve been blessed with a sympathetic soul, I must admit. It’s a gift ! For now, {NAVIGATE} yourself to the main dining hall to have a bit of sweets and tea ! We like to treat our prisoners with kindness here
Here’s Delia! Somebody {FOLLOW} her !!
H E Y!! This area is NOT OPEN to visitors! Did you never learn how to read? It clearly says, AUTHORIZED STAFF ONLY, and I’m the one who does the “authorizing” around here.
Why don’t go you back the way you came, hmm? And while you’re at it, take this {NAVIGATION MAP} before you stick your nose in any other places it doesn’t belong.
See that person in the NOVA jumpsuit? Their name is supposedly [ADRASTOS KING], but everyone around here just calls them [THE PRINCE]. The file says [HE] is [TWENTY FOUR] years old. They just picked [HIM] up from [PLUTO], but you didn’t hear that from me. I’ve heard that [HE] is here because [ALLEGED MURDER AND WEAPON SMUGGLING], but that’s probably a rumor. If you look at them closely they kind of resemble [ELLIOT FLETCHER], but that could just be my tired eyes playing tricks on me. (kasper, 22, he/him, GMT)
ACCEPTED. Ah, yes. Mr. King, we have been expecting you. Welcome to NOVA Headquarters, @startrecking. You should make yourself comfortable; I hear you’re going to be with us for a while. Your wild time on Pluto caused quite an uproar–though then again, who would notice? It could just be white noise with the filth you people live in. Perhaps before you settle in with the {CHECKLIST}, you should clean yourself up a bit. The shower is that way.
See that person in the NOVA jumpsuit? Their name is supposedly [DELIA ATKINSON], but everyone around here just calls them [SEPULCHRE]. The file says [SHE] is [NINETEEN] years old. They just picked [HER] up from [VENUS], but you didn’t hear that from me. I’ve heard that [SHE] is here because of [ASSAULT, POISONING, MURDER], but that’s probably a rumor. If you look at them closely they kind of resemble [CAMILA CABELLO], but that could just be my tired eyes playing tricks on me. (CASSANDRA, 18, SHE/HER, GMT+8)
ACCEPTED. Ah, yes. Ms. Atkinson, we have been expecting you. Welcome to NOVA Headquarters, @ordinarylittleme. You should make yourself comfortable; I hear you’re going to be with us for a while. I hope you don’t stir up any more trouble than you’re worth. Anyway, be sure to peruse your {CHECKLIST} when you get settled in. I look forward to seeing you around the facility.
❝ MAY THE HEAVENS LOOK KINDLY OVER YOUR DAMNATION !!❞
Otherwise, who else is going to give a ▒▒▒▒▒▒ about you, hmm? Trust me, NOVA HQ is a perfect home for your wayward soul-- Don’t believe me? Why, you think you’re too high and mighty to come from the {MILKY WAY PLANETS}? I’d love to show you otherwise ...
ACTIVITY CHECK
Listen up! Four of our residents have not been contributing to the advancement of NOVA in the galactic confederation like they should. Therefore, it is my duty to solemnly ask you to unfollow them:
@venusianinmate @littlemissmo-at @ofchrissy @scruffthekid
If any of the members above wish to reclaim their roles, please contact management (and a bribe of a shiny, new clipboard wouldn’t hurt, either).
And remember: activity checks are always on Sundays. Don’t let them sneak up on you, hmm?
Are you lost? Visitors aren’t allowed in the laboratory, and you certainly don’t look like one of my staff scientists. Why don’t go you back the way you came, hmm? And take this {NAVIGATION MAP} so you don’t wander into any more trouble.
Hey! This area’s not open to visitors! Can you not read? It clearly says, AUTHORIZED STAFF ONLY, and I’m the one who does the “authorizing.” Why don’t go you back the way you came, hmm? And while you’re at it, take this {NAVIGATION MAP} before you wander into any more trouble.
❝Oh no !! Did you get lost?❞
Be careful out there, visitor! We promise a good time, not a long time !! Here, take this {MAP} to guide you and remember -- we can't save you from riots, rampage and rebellions!
We have a new arrival! Everyone please {FOLLOW} Incubus!