Patrick Bateman

Minors DNI + ageless accounts DNI RP ask blog account (owner is 20)

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INTRODUCTION ASK BLOG POST

(OOC)

Hello, this is my first time ever doing a character rp ask blog so I wanted to have fun and try it out :)

(Creator uses He/Him)

RULES & GENERAL INFO

Minors do not interact (I do not feel comfortable with minors interacting with my page as the contents of the book are very uncomfortable. If I see that you are a minor/ageless account interacting with my account I will block you)

I will not be focusing on the movie adaptation and will try to strictly stick to the novel only

Roleplay accounts are welcome and if any other American psycho ask blogs exist then I am open with them interacting

Silly and stupid asks are completely welcome and encouraged

If you have any questions towards the creator then put (OOC Ask) in your question.

I probably will be doing some psychological analysis on the book and Patrick Bateman’s character overall so if you are interested in that then I’d love to answer.

Suggestive questions are allowed

I will be mentioning violence at times so be aware and if you are uncomfortable with it I suggest you block me

I will try to be as in character as I can be when answering these asks and at times will include some Roleplay too.

Sometimes I may write fanfiction but I’m not sure if I want to post them here or on ao3

I will try to answer everyone but at times I’m busy with real life stuff so I may be late to answering

This is a more modern AU so if Patrick bateman were to exist today what would he be like and what opinions would he have on things?

Disclaimer: all the opinions and statements I make in character do not reflect my own personal opinions on the asker or anyone. It is all fictional and satire

I may update the rules later on if necessary but these are my basic boundaries

(Creator’s native language isn’t English so you know he will either cook or burn)

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Patrick you're not allowed to leave

“Who are you to tell me when I can leave and come back? Nobody controls me”

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Yo who's this "Clovis" chick? Lowkey seems like ur exact type if u look at her page

“I don’t know probably a new P&P secretary or something. I’m getting laid tonight trust me. Watch a master do his work”

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Like these, Mr Bateman? I've always been fond of this particular pair because of the genius of the frame and how it would shift weight while walking, adding shimmer and femininity- oh I'm rambling, sorry. I've just always liked this pair, though any pair you pick will be gorgeous I'm sure, I don't want to be annoyingly picky

“Much better. You’ll look more pretty in them than that other pair you were showing. It’s good not to be picky but I promise I always makes the best fashion decisions”

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Are these heels good, Mr Bateman? They're my biggest pair though they don't do much for my height since I'm very short unfortunately>.<

“They’re…adequate. I’m coming over to pick you up. We are going shopping before going to Dorsia. Let’s get you Gucci heels”

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H-hi Mr Bateman! I really don't wanna bother you but my friend and I had reservations at dorsia for tonight but she canceled last minute. I-i was wondering if maybe you wanna go with me? I can pay

“That’s a shame. I’ll gladly take their spot and go to Dorsia with you they know me there after all. I will pay for the dinner. Wear something nice, I like big heels and wear a nice white dress”

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Hi Mr Bateman, it's me again >.< I saw that you don't like dogs but how do you feel about cats? Like a lazy low maintenance cat that wouldn't really bother you?

“I am able to tolerate cats more than dogs. The only issue would be the fur. Cats shed a lot and it would get all over my apartment. Now hairless cats are ugly and when I pet them it makes me feel like I’m petting Luis Carruther’s ballsack which makes me on the verge of tears every time. I can admire cats from a distance and as long as they are no where near my suits or apartment.”

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Okay so I have a question for you: What if in another universe all of your crimes and all of your killings were true and not on your head but no one knows everyone still likes you, you know you're just the same guy but since Detective Kimball know what all you did the killings etc since Detective Kimball worship you, he framed all of your crimes to jean behind your back and jean is the one who got arrested she's the one who get hated and on of course you knew it but you feel bad but you can't tell your crimes because you don't want to get yours your reputation get destroy so you just kept it to yourself and you remorse.and it's jean execution day she got executed by hanging (I'm sorry) and then everyone celebrated her death cause you know that they think jean was the one who did all the killing.

And by many times someone exposed jean that she is innocent she didn't do all those crimes and now she's now dead there's nothing to do so..you regretted everything you remorse.... for her death and innocence and your punishment is you will see jean every night and you would cry and cry cry until you had enough

“You have a strange obsession with me and Jean… I believe you consider me much more emotionally attached to Jean than I actually am. If this hypothetical was true then it would not leave any impact on me. I would get away with my crimes regardless of who gets blamed for it. Jean’s death would leave me with no emotional impact but it would be a shame to have to find another secretary that wouldn’t annoy me. Although this time I’d prefer to have a true blonde rather than a strawberry blonde. Maybe I can convince the cops to give me Jean’s corpse so I can turn her into taxidermy”

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When is love season :^)

“Carruthers. Do not message me outside of work unless it’s a business matter. Love season is never.”

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When's blood season

“October is my blood season. June is bone season. Christmas is my depression season”

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Gives u a little kiss

“A verbal compliment would’ve been sufficient.”

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Patrick bb where'd u go

“Bone season.”

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H-hi Mr Bateman! I don't know if you've seen me around Manhattan, I hope I don't stand out so much but I go to a lot of fancy restaurants every week. Anyway, Mr Donald Kimball said you were missing? Are you ok?

“Good afternoon, Clovis. I’ve been fine. Evelyn decided to take me on a vacation to Price’s place in Hamptons. Whatever fake news you heard from Kimball it is false. I am fine.”

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I need your lawyer's contact.

“Come over to my place and I’ll pass you the info along. I have his business card”

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Hey Patrick, how come you're always at the verge of tears at the prospect of being given a bad table? Have you ever wondered if your social circle finds it endearing? I personally think you look pretty when your breath is hitching and a little whimper escapes in a state of distress. You should do it more often! Plus it keeps your eyes hydrated and clean. - 🥒

“Having a bad table is humiliating. It makes me feel poor and not important. I think my social circle finds my humiliation hilarious and also I need to make an important note that I do not cry. What you saw must’ve seen was a hallucination you built up. It was a private moment. A lapse in composure if you will. Crying makes my eyes puffy and it damages the skin too much. Get your sadistic fantasies out of here you cucumber”

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If jean was a psychopath and still sweet,sweet but psycho would you love her?

“You just gave me a new masturbation idea”

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You don't even actually feel loneliness tbh you had everything unlike jean of she doesn't have anything like you do no patrick you don't feel loneliness you're just being so arrogant YOU Literally HAVE ANYTHING UN YOUR LIFE UNLIKE YOUR SECRETSRY SO WHAT YOUR JUST GONNA THROW ALL OF UOUR PROBLEMS TO HER?! YOY TREATED HER LIKE A FUCKING DOG

“I have no clue what you’re talking about. I treat Jean just like a man should treat any other lady in his life. She gets to relax half of the time at the office besides occasionally fixing up my schedule and bringing me coffee. She’s fine. I’m the boy next door after all”